Marching Bands Are Just Homeless Orchestras (9 page)

Ate an Egg MacGuffin this morning, although it didn’t really have anything to do with the rest of my breakfast.

As a general rule of thumb, I prefer one per hand. But I’ll make some exceptions.

Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I’ll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

All the world’s a stage? Or the world is my oyster? I need to know so I can wear the right shoes.

I’ve been feeling better about myself ever since I started calling the fetal position the victory position.

Don’t you hate it when time travelers from the future want a photo with you but then refuse to say why they’re laughing?

Tim Siedell currently meets all constitutional requirements to be the President of the United States. He is also an aspiring billionaire. He lives about as far away from New York and Los Angeles as you can get at the same time along with his wife, two daughters, some pets, and a crippling sense of self-loathing. You can find him on Twitter as
@badbanana
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Brian Andreas is a California artist whose paintings, sculptures, and books have delighted people all over the world for more decades than he will admit. Still recovering from Midwestern winters, he currently lives in the Bay Area with canvas, wire, wooden boards, and other tools for storytelling never too far out of reach. His work is shown and collected internationally.

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