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闹春
nào chūn
(
now chren
)

Sexual arousal, lust. Literally “noise in springtime.”

欲火焚身
yù huǒ fén shēn
(
yee hwuh fen shen
)

Sexual arousal, lust. Literally “the fire of lust is burning in the body.”

饥渴
jī kě
(
gee kuh
)

Literally “hungry and thirsty.” Can be used in many different contexts to mean that someone is hungry for something, such as knowledge. In a sexual context, it suggests that someone is starving for sex.

发春
fāchūn
(
fah chren
)

Horny (the most straightforward equivalent to the English). Literally “to develop spring” or “life” or “lust.”

发情
fāqíng
(
fah cheeng
)

Horny. Applies mostly to animals but sometimes said of people in a joking way. Literally “develop passion.”

发骚
fāsāo
(
fah saow
—
sāo
rhymes with “cow”)

A vulgar and impolite way to say “horny.” Literally “to develop sexy/slutty.”

发浪
fālàng
(
fah lahng
)

Horny (although more usually means “slutty”). Literally “unrestrained.” Not as current as the other three terms above, though still commonly used.

Masturbation

手淫
shŏuyín
(
show een
)

Masturbate, masturbation (technical term). Literally “hand lewdness.”

自慰
zìwèi
(
dz way
)

Masturbate, masturbation (technical term). Literally “self-comfort.”

自渎
zìdú
(
dz do
)

Masturbate, masturbation (technical term). Literally “self-abuse.”

打飞机
dăfēijī
(
dah fay gee
)

The most common slang term for “jerk off” or “hand job.” Literally “shoot airplanes.”

玩老二
wán lǎoèr
(
wahn laow er
)

Jerk off, hand job. Literally “play with little brother.”

打手枪
dă shǒuqiāng
(
da show chyahng
)

Jerk off, hand job. Literally “fire the gun.” More commonly used in southern China than in the North.

手推
shǒutuī
(
show tway
)

Jerk off, hand job. Literally “hand push.”

撸
lū
(
loo
)

Refers to any sort of sliding or rubbing movement done on something else: for example the action of removing a ring from a finger. Can also be a euphemism for jerking off.

射
shè
(
shuh
)

Cum, come. The most common, colloquial way to refer to 射精
shèjīng
(
shuh jing
), which literally means “shoot sperm” and is the formal term for “ejaculation” (noun) or “ejaculate” (verb).

泄精
xièjīng
(
shyih jing
)

Premature or accidental ejaculation. For example, during a wet dream or when about to have sex. Literally “leak semen.”

精液
jīngyè
(
jing yeh
)

Semen.

DIY

Female masturbation (said in English.) Short for “do it yourself.” Used more commonly among lesbians, though may refer to any sort of female masturbation.

自摸
zìmō
(
dz mwuh
)

Female masturbation. Literally “rub self.” This is originally a mahjong term referring to a player taking a card from the stack on the table instead of from another player.

假鸡巴
jiă jība
(
jah gee bah
)

Dildo. Literally “fake dick.”

电动机巴
diàndòng jība
(
dyinn dohng gee bah
)

Vibrator. Literally “electric dick.”

Foreplay

亲吻
qīnwěn
(
cheen when
) and亲嘴
qīnzuĭ
(
cheen dzway
—the second syllable is a tough one: pronounce a
z
sound while your mouth and tongue are in the position to pronounce the letter
d
and then continue into the word “way”)

Kiss. Literally “touch lips” and “touch mouths,” respectively. 亲
Qīn
(
cheen
) or 吻
wěn
(
when
) can also be used alone to mean “kiss.”

舌吻
shéwĕn
(
shuh when
)

French kiss. Literally “tongue kiss.”

啃
kěn
(
ken
)

To kiss in a deep, wild way involving a lot of teeth. Literally means “nibble” or “gnaw.”

咬咬
yǎoyǎo
(
yow yow
)

Bite.

种草莓
zhòng cǎoméi
(
johng tsow may
)

Give a hickey. Literally “plant a strawberry.” Popular among people in their twenties or younger.

咖喱鸡
gālíjī
(
gah lee gee
)

Hickey. Literally “curry chicken.”

前戏
qiánxì
(
chyinn she
)

Foreplay.

前奏
qiánzòu
(
chyinn dzoe
)

Foreplay. Literally “prelude.”

奶罩
nǎizhào
(
nigh jow
)

A more vulgar way of saying “bra.” It’s not dirty and is fine to say among friends, but you wouldn’t use this, for example, when speaking with a sales clerk in a lingerie store.

丁字裤
dīngzì kù
(
ding dz koo
)

Thong. Literally “Ding character underwear,” or underwear shaped like the character for the Chinese surname Ding: 丁.

Breasts

波波
bōbō
(
bwuh bwuh
) or just 波
bō
(
bwuh
)

Boobs (based on the sound of the English word “boobs”).

咪咪
mīmi
(
me me
)

Boobs.
Mīmi
is also Chinese onomatopoeia for the sound of a cat’s meow. Mainly used in southern China.

奶奶
nǎinǎi
(
nigh nigh
) or 奶子
nǎizi
(
nigh dz
)

A cutesy/childish way of saying breasts (like “boobies”). Used in Taiwan and southern China only:
nǎinǎi
means “grandmother” in northern China.

杂儿
zá’er
(
dzer
)

Tits. Beijing slang only and considered quite dirty.

馒头
mántóu
(
mahn toe
)

Northern Chinese slang for “boobs.” Literally “steamed bun,” a Chinese staple food that resembles a bread roll.

巨无霸
jùwúbà
(
gee oo bah
)

The Chinese name for a Big Mac and also slang for huge breasts.

乳头
rŭtóu
(
roo toe
)

Nipple. Literally “breast head.”

乳尖
rŭjiān
(
roo gin
)

Tits (slightly vulgar).

波霸
bōbà
(
bwuh bah
)

A woman with huge breasts. A slightly comical term, as 霸
bà
(
bah
) describes something overwhelming, and so the literal meaning is “overwhelming breasts.” From southern China.

飞机场
fēijīchǎng
(
fay gee chahng
)

Flat-chested woman. Literally “airport” (because an airplane runway is very flat). A frequently used term.

太平公主
tàipíng gōngzhǔ
(
tie peeng gohng joo
)

A teasing and frequently used term for a flat-chested girl. Literally “very flat princess.”

搓板
cuōbǎn
(
tswuh bahn
)

Literally “washboard,” referring to a skinny, flat-chested girl.

乳交
rǔjiāo
(
roo jow
)

Titty fuck, boob sex.

三点全露
sān diǎn quán lòu
(
san dyinn chren low
)

Literally “three points all showing,” meaning full-frontal nudity. Often used to describe a naked woman.

Oral Sex

口交
kǒujiāo
(
koe jow
)

Oral sex (scientific term, not slang).

口活
kǒuhuó
(
koe hwuh
)

Slang for oral sex (both male and female). Among several other possible translations, can be literally interpreted as “mouth life” or “mouth living” or “mouth work.”

吹箫
chuīxiāo
(
chway shaow
)

Blow job, give a blow job. Literally “play the bamboo flute.”

吹口琴
chuī kǒuqín
(
chway koe cheen
)

A euphemism for giving oral sex to a woman. Literally “play the harmonica.” Not terribly common, but you will encounter at least a few people who have heard this. Even if they haven’t, for Chinese ears this is one of those terms that just “makes sense” when you hear it.

舔屄
tiǎn bī
(
tyinn bee
)

Lick pussy. Not an actual term, exactly, but many people don’t know of any slang for going down on a girl, and this is a way to discuss it that anyone will understand.

舔舔下边
tiǎn tiǎn xiàbiān
(
tyinn tyinn shah byinn
)

Literally “lick below” or “lick down there.” Again, not an actual term but a useful way to describe something for which there aren’t any universally known slang terms (and less dirty than the previous entry).

吹喇叭
chuī lǎba
(
chway lah bah
)

Blow job, give a blow job. Literally “blow the horn.”

吃香蕉
chī xiāngjiāo
(
chih shyahng jow
)

Blow job, give a blow job. Literally “eat banana.” More common in Taiwan, Hong Kong, and southern China, and mostly unknown in the North.

指交
zhǐjiāo
(
jih jow
)

Fingering. Literally “finger sex.”

湖吹
húchuĭ
(
who chway
)

Fingering to wet climax. Literally “lake blast.” A term from Japanese porn, and not something you’ll likely encounter in regular speech.

Sex!

性
xìng
(
shing
)

Sex.

性交
xìngjiāo
(
shing jow
)

Have sex.

性爱
xìngài
(
shing aye
)

A literary term for “sexual love” or “passion.”

鱼水之欢
yú shuǐ zhī huān
(
ee shway jhh hwun
—
zhī
is tricky: say “shh” while your mouth is in the position for making a
j
sound)

A euphemism for sex in use since ancient times. Literally, “The fish and the water are happy together,” from the play
Romance of the West Chamber
by the Yuan dynasty play-wright Wang Shifu (1260-1336).

Gutóu

云雨
yúnyŭ
(
een yee
)

A euphemism for sex in use since ancient times. Literally “clouds and rain.” Based on an ancient Chinese conception of heaven and earth mating during a rain storm (an image frequently used in erotic Chinese literature). “Rain” represents the man’s semen, and “clouds” the woman’s vaginal secretions.

翻云覆雨
fān yún fù yǔ
(
fun een foo yee—
there is no hard
y
in the
yee
sound; it sounds closer to
ee
but with a very soft
y
at the beginning: the mouth should only be partially in the position to pronounce a
y
)

A euphemism for sex in use since ancient times, with the same origins as the entry above. Literally “turning clouds and overflowing water.”

行房
xíng fáng
(
shing fahng
)

A euphemism for having sex. Literally, something like “go to the room.”

同房
tóngfáng
(
tohng fahng
)

A euphemism for “sleeping together.” Can also mean “live together.” Literally “sharing a room” or “share a house.”

交合
jiāo hé
(
jow huh
)