Authors: Xanthe Walter
"Fuck me sideways with a dildo!" she
screeched, and the entire set burst out laughing.
Estelle's salty language had made Matt blush when
he first acted with her, but now they were all used
to her 'Estelle-isms' as they called them, and had
even taking to using some of her more insane ones
as catchphrases.
Rick got up from where he was crouching
with the twins, shielding them from the expected
bomb blast. "Let's go again," he growled.
"Sorry, my darlings!" Estelle called, as
everyone went back to the starting positions.
They had nearly made it all the way through
when one of the twins tripped over Daniel's leg
and went crashing into Rick, knocking him into the
edge of a computer console.
"For fuck's sake!" Rick roared, pulling up his
tee shirt to reveal a nasty red mark.
"Oh Rick, I'm so sorry!" the guilty twin said,
throwing herself into his arms.
"I'm sorry too, Rick," her sister said, also
throwing herself into his arms even though it hadn't
been her fault. The twins had a tendency to act as if
they were one person which had startled Matt at
first but he was used to that now too.
"Sorry, Rick! Sorry!" They smothered his
face with little kisses, and old Rick would have
lapped up the attention of two pretty, squealing
subs throwing themselves at him and making a fuss
of him, but new Rick shoved them away.
"Could we just do the scene?" he said stiffly,
returning to his mark and offering up his face to
Tim the make-up artist, who was hovering nearby.
"Oh Rick," Casey sighed.
"Oh Rick," Cara echoed.
"What?" he demanded.
"Nothing," they trilled in unison, turning to
Matt with sad eyes.
"Let's go again," the director said, and by this
time you could cut the atmosphere in the room with
a knife.
They managed to get through the scene
without anyone screwing up this time, much to
everyone's relief when the director called "cut".
"Thank fuck for that," Rick said, raising his
hand to wipe some of the fake blood from his nose.
"We are sorry, Rick," Casey said. "Please
don't be mad at us."
"I'm not mad at you. I screw up enough in
scenes, so I've got no right getting mad at anyone
else for doing it," Rick replied with a shrug.
"Not anymore. You're always word perfect
these days," Daniel said.
"Yes, you are, Rick! You never get a line
wrong, but…" Casey began. Then she hesitated,
blushing.
"But?" Rick raised an eyebrow.
"It's just… we liked you better before," Cara
said, and then she clapped her hand over her
mouth.
"But we did," Casey continued. "We miss our
Rick; the one who gave us hugs, and tickled us, and
told us really bad jokes."
"We do. We miss him," her sister confirmed.
"It's not the same now. It's not fun anymore. You're
not fun anymore, Rick."
Matt held his breath, wondering what would
happen next. Rick might explode - or he might slip
into the goofy, fun-loving persona that they all
preferred.
He did neither. Instead, he stuck his hands
into his pockets and gazed at them all moodily.
"Look, I'm sorry. I'm not angry with any of you. I
guess I can either be the Rick who is always late
and goofs off, or I can be the Rick who turns up on
time, remembers his lines, stays out of trouble, and
isn't much fun. It looks like I can't be both."
"But Rick, there must be a way," Casey said.
"We hate seeing you so unhappy."
"I already told the kid he needs to get laid,"
Estelle chimed in from where she was standing
between Daniel and Karl.
"It's not that! Not completely anyway. It's
more complicated than that. It's this - see these
hands?" He held his hands out, waving them
around. There was an insane gleam in his eyes, and
Matt knew that whatever he said next was either
going to be very profound or very ridiculous. As
this was Rick, he had a fair idea which it'd be….
"These hands were made for spanking, my
friends!" Rick announced dramatically. Matt
sighed and buried his face in his hands. "Do you
know how long it's been since I last spanked a
beautiful, round, soft ass? Since I put my hand on a
sweetly curving butt and took some sub high into
sub-space?" Rick demanded.
Matt parted his fingers and peeked at Rick
through them, wondering just how far into the
ridiculous his friend was going to take this and
whether he could bear to watch.
"I'm guessing, a few weeks?" Daniel
ventured, looking like he was having a hard time
not laughing.
"Yes! And it's driving me nuts! Sex is good - I
love sex - but spanking is something else! It's like
telling a pianist he can't play the piano, or an artist
that she can't paint."
Matt saw Karl shoving his fist into his mouth
and turning away, his shoulders shaking as he tried
to control a fit of giggles.
"You could pay someone to… uh… oblige?"
Daniel suggested.
"Richard O'Shea has never paid a sub in his
life, and he's not starting now," Rick snapped.
"Oh Rick!" Casey threw herself at him.
"Rick!" Cara joined in.
"That's so sad. It's the saddest thing I ever
heard," they cooed.
"It's the funniest thing I ever heard," Karl
muttered to Daniel who had to pretend he was
having a coughing fit in order to hide his snort of
laughter. Karl patted him helpfully on the back.
"If we're done here…" Rick had a pained
look on his face. "I have lines to learn," and he
stalked off the set.
"Oh dear," the twins said mournfully. "Poor
Rick!"
"That was classic," Karl sighed, wiping away
little tears of mirth from the corners of his eyes. He
held up his hands. "These hands were made for
spanking!" he proclaimed dramatically.
"Don't mock Rick," Casey said reproachfully.
"We love Rick!"
"Yes, my dears, we do," Estelle said,
gathering them in her arms and fixing Karl with a
stern glare. "Karl, you're new here, my love, and
you have to understand - Rick is the heart of this
show and right now he's struggling. He's always
been there for us - each and every one of us - and
now I think we need to be there for him."
The smile faded immediately from Karl's
face. "I'm sorry, Estelle," he said contritely, and
Matt noticed him flashing a furtive glance at
Daniel, to see whether he'd screwed up with him
too.
"Estelle has a point," Daniel agreed. "Rick
was pretty over the top, but then that's Rick, and I
have to say…" He paused, looking thoughtful. "I
can't speak for all of you, but work hasn't been as
enjoyable for me since Petra put him on his best
behavior."
"I agree," Matt said quietly. "Rick isn't Rick
unless he's being annoying. I…" He flushed, as he
always did when speaking about anything
personal, but then he decided it was worth saying,
so he ploughed on. "I'm not always very confident
during big scenes," he admitted. "I get really
nervous, but that's never a problem when Rick's
around. He calms me down with his teasing and
stupid jokes. I didn't realize until this happened
what a difference he makes to my performance."
"How very true, my dear Matthew," Estelle
said. "I don't think any of us realized how much
Rick brightens up our lives with his energy and
sense of fun. As you all know, I've worked on a
great many sets with a great many true acting
legends, but I can honestly say I've never enjoyed a
set as much as this one - and Rick is a large part of
that."
"Yes, he is." Daniel nodded firmly.
"He totally is," the twins agreed, hanging on
to each other, their eyes swimming with tears.
"Then we must find a way to bring him back,"
Karl said, stepping forward. All trace of mockery
was gone, and there was now a determined look in
his brown eyes. Matt had the sudden realization
that Karl was the kind of person who instinctively
led and who others instinctively followed.
"What would you suggest, Karl?" Daniel
asked.
"I have an idea - I just need to think it through.
Meet me in my trailer in half an hour, and I'll
explain it to you then."
Rick was sitting in his trailer, strumming on
his guitar moodily, when there was a timid knock
on the door.
"Rick?"
"Door's open, Matty."
Matt pushed the door open and stood there,
looking anxious. "Do you want me to go? Only I'm
worried about you, and everyone's freaked out and
kind of scared of upsetting you, so if you'd rather
be alone…"
"Scared of upsetting me? Shit. I didn't know."
Rick put his guitar to one side. "Look, I'm sorry,
Matty. The only person who should be upset with
me is me; I know I was just a total dick."
"Well… yeah. Kind of." Matt closed the door
behind him and came into the trailer.
"I saw this magazine article," Rick blurted,
much to his own surprise. He hadn't realized he'd
been brooding on that so much.
"Which one?" Matt sat down on the couch
beside him.
"Torn between two doms?" Rick raised an
eyebrow.
"Oh, that one!"
"You knew about it?"
"Yeah - I read it earlier when I was in make-
up. What a load of shit."
"You didn't say anything to me. I mean, you
didn't bring it in like last time, and rant about it."
"Well, like you said, it's all crap, isn't it? I
don't know how they make this stuff up. I didn't
even know anyone had taken a photo of me and
Karl at his birthday thing. We had a good laugh
about it earlier."
Rick frowned. "You had a good laugh with
Karl about the article?"
"Yeah. He liked being described as a smooth
and sexy Brit or whatever it was they said about
him."
"I bet he did." Rick felt absurdly annoyed
about that. "Why didn't you show it to me, Matty?"
"Well…" Matt hesitated, making a face. "I
was going to, but… to be honest, Rick, I wasn't
sure you'd see the funny side of it. You're so on
edge these days, and I didn't want to make things
worse for you. I know life's getting you down at
the moment. With the… you know… lack of
spanking and all." He bit on his lip as he said that,
and Rick had a suspicion that he was being
mocked.
"Okay. Whatever. Look, I need to learn my
lines so…" Rick grabbed his script.
"Oh. Right. Okay." Matt patted his arm
awkwardly. "So, we're good?"
"Sure, buddy." Rick didn't look up from his
script as Matt left.
"What the fuck was that about?" He growled
to himself after Matt had gone. "
Why didn't you
show it to me, Matt?
" he mocked in a whiny
voice. "For fuck's sake, Rick! Get a grip! You're
turning into a total asshole."
He got up and gazed at himself in the mirror.
His reflection gazed back, looking sad and
wounded with one fake bruised eye.
Rick sighed. How the hell was he going to
make it all the way to hiatus?
The others were already crammed into Karl's
trailer when he arrived, and Matt had the sense that
the party had started without him. They all looked
around when he came in, and Karl glanced at
Daniel, who nodded.
"Am I late?" Matt asked, frowning. He
glanced at his watch. "You said half an hour, didn't
you?"
"Come in, Matt. I was just explaining my idea
to the others," Karl said, beckoning him over.
Matt squeezed himself into a tiny gap between
Estelle and the twins.
"We think it's a great idea," Cara said.
"Totally awesome!" Casey added.
"Sure - I mean, it's completely crazy, but what
the hell?" Estelle took a long drag on her cigar,
blew out a cloud of smoke into Matt's hair, and
grinned. "I like crazy!"
"Let me explain," Karl said to Matt. "I thought
that as Rick's issue seems to be a lack of a
spanking partner…" Karl kept his face completely