Science...For Her! (48 page)

FIG. 8.7

Sorry this chapter wasn’t longer. I’m feeling very weak these days. I’m pretty much only fed rotten bread crusts, which is actually pretty good for my figure. I miss my coman so much that I drew his face on the rock wall using the blood of a rat I found. If I don’t make it out, tell my best friend I love her. I mean my
real
best friend. You know which one.

QUESTION 1:
Will you tell my ex-fiancé that I still love him?

QUESTION 2:
Can you throw me some non-moldy scraps?

QUESTION 3:
Are you even reading this? If I never leave captivity then it seems doubtful that this manuscript will ever see the light of day. Holy fuck that’s depressing. Goddammit.

QUESTION 4:
I’m so weak, I just can’t finish this I’m

Creamed kale!!!!
Steamed kale!!!!
Grilled kale!!!!
Roast kale!!!!
Kale chips!!!!
Spicy kale chips!!!!
Crispy kale chips with sea salt!!!!
Spicy kale chips with sea salt!!!!
Kale pesto!!!!
Kale quiche!!!!
Kale soup (hot)!!!!
Cold kale soup!!!!
Warm kale soup!!!!
Kale lasagna!!!!
Kale juice!!!!
Kale slaw!!!!
Kale pasta!!!!
Kale pizza!!!!
Braised kale!!!!
Japanese-Style Boiled Kale Salad!!!!
Baked Kale Mac and Cheese!!!!
African-Style Stewed Kale!!!!
Sautéed Kale with Toast and Eggs!!!!
Tropical Kale Slushy!!!!
Kale Flatbreads!!!!
Sautéed kale!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil and garlic!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil, garlic, and salt!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil, garlic, salt, and pepper!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil, salt, and pepper!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil, garlic, and pepper!!!!
Sautéed kale with garlic, salt, and pepper!!!!
Sautéed kale with garlic and salt!!!!
Sautéed kale with garlic and pepper!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil and salt!!!!
Sautéed kale with olive oil and pepper!!!!
Sautéed kale with salt and pepper!!!!
Kale-Spiked Mashed Potatoes!!!!
Sautéed Tuscan Kale!!!!
Smoky Kale Chiffonade!!!!
Braised Rice Beans with Dinosaur Kale and Heirloom Tomatoes!!!!
Asparagus and Baby Russian Red Kale Slaw!!!!
Minestrone soup (with kale)!!!!
Potato kale soup!!!!
Potato
kale stew!!!!
Kale cheese pie!!!!
Kale smoothie!!!!
Raw kale with pine nuts!!!!
Grilled Coconut Kale!!!!
Creamy Low-Calorie Kale Dip!!!!
White Bean Soup with Sausage and Kale!!!!
Lemony Kale Salad with Tomatoes!!!!
Kale–Goat Cheese Frittata!!!!
Beans and Latin Greens with Mojo!!!!
Soba Noodles with Kale!!!!
Roasted Kale and Red Onions!!!!
Kale Mint Smoothie!!!!
Thai Kale Slaw!!!!
Kale frittata!!!!
Kale gratin!!!!
Slow-simmer kale!!!!
Medium-simmer kale!!!!
Fast-simmer kale!!!!
Crazy-fast-simmer kale!!!!
Indian spice kale!!!!
Argentinean spice kale!!!!
South Indian spice kale!!!!
Mexican spice kale!!!!
Algerian spice kale!!!!
Hawaiian spice kale!!!!
Egyptian spice kale!!!!
Brazilian spice kale!!!!
Canadian spice kale!!!!
Icelandic spice kale!!!!
Finnish spice kale!!!!
Democratic Republic of the Congo spice kale!!!!
Republic of the Congo spice kale!!!!
Belgian Congo spice kale!!!!
Kale with Citrus Garlic Sauce!!!!
Kale with Cashew Sauce!!!!
Kale with Creamy Coconut Dressing!!!!
Kale with Chunky Coconut Dressing!!!!
Kale with Caesar dressing!!!!
Kale with ranch dressing!!!!
Kale with low-fat ranch dressing!!!!
Kale with extra-fat ranch dressing!!!!
Bean soup with kale!!!!
Sweet & Savory Kale!!!!
Winter kale hash!!!!
Summer kale hash!!!!
Spring kale hash!!!!
Autumn kale hash!!!!
A Midsummer
Night’s kale hash!!!!
Sweet Pepper Pasta Toss with Kale!!!!
Sour Pepper Pasta Toss withOUT Kale
JUST KIDDING!!!!
Savory Kale, Cannellini Bean, and Potato Soup!!!!
Stir-fried kale!!!!
Orzo with kale!!!!
Kale-and-banana smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-strawberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-apple smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-pear smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-pineapple smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-coconut smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-blueberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-blackberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-acai smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-mango smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-cherry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-elderberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-red-grape smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-green-grape smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-hazelnut smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-persimmon smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-plum smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-peach smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-apricot smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-raspberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-crabapple smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-papaya smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-avocado smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-mulberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-boysenberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-guava smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-tomato smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-gooseberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-cantaloupe smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-clementine smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-fig smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-cranberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-currant smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-passion-fruit smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-date smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-dragonfruit smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-lime smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-lemon smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-orange smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-tangerine smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-galia-melon smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-jackfruit smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-lingonberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-lychee smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-macadamia smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-muskmelon smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-nutmeg smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-pistachio smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-pomegranate smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-pomelo smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-pumpkin smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-quince smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-rhubarb smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-rose-hip smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-tamarind smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-thimbleberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-almond smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-vanilla smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-watermelon smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-huckleberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-kumquat smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-loquat smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-medlar smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-rowan smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-serviceberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-shipova smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-chokecherry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-greengage smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-apriplum smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-goumi smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-Lardizabala smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-olallieberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-tayberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-wineberry
smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-bearberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-crowberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-honeysuckle smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-mayapple smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-nannyberry smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-sea-buck-thorn smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-ugni smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-jujube smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-blood-orange smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-citron smoothie!!!!
Kale-andnaartjie smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-kabosu smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-oroblanco smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-carob smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-feijoa smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-longan smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-Lúcuma smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-peanut smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-pond-apple smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-tamarillo smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-yangmei smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-Néré smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-acerola smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-ackee smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-African moringa smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-agave smoothie!!!!
Kale-and-allspice smoothie!!!!
Roasted yam and kale salad!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with lemon Dijon vinaigrette!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with ranch dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with Caesar dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with lite Caesar dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with Thousand Island dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with oil and vinegar!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with bleu
cheese dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with extra virgin olive oil!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with Italian dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with French dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with ginger dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with hummus!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with Louis dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with Russian dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with tahini dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with tahini dill dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with wafu dressing!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with soy sauce!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with low-sodium soy sauce!!!!
Kale, quinoa, and avocado salad with sodium-free soy sauce!!!!
Kale and quinoa salad!!!!
Kale krisps!!!!
Kale Puttanesca!!!!
Stir-fried kale and broccoli florets!!!!
Bean-and-Kale Ragu!!!!
Kielbasa Kale Stew!!!!
Portuguese Kale Soup!!!!
Kale and Adzuki Beans!!!!
Sister Slaw with Kale!!!!
Kale with Cannellini Beans and Pancetta!!!!
Lisa’s Co-op Kale Soup!!!!
Chili-Roasted Kale!!!!
Kale, Swiss Chard, Chicken, and Feta Salad!!!!
Fast and Easy Kale Soup!!!!
Pork Tenderloin with Steamed Kale!!!!
Vegan Lentil, Kale, and Red Onion Paste!!!!
Pan-Fried Polenta with Corn, Kale, and Goat Cheese!!!!
Super Summer Kale Salad!!!!
Indian Summer Kale Salad!!!!
Groundhog Day Kale Salad!!!!
West African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
East African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
North African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
South African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
Northwest African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
Southwest African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
Southeast African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
Northeast African Peanut Stew with Kale!!!!
Moroccan Chickpea Stew with Kale!!!!
Kale and Quinoa with Creole Seasoning!!!!
Black-Eyed Peas with Pork and Greens (kale)!!!!
Dawn’s Kale Side Dish!!!!
Cannellini Beans with Flat-Leaf Kale!!!!
Sautéed Rice with Kale!!!!
Lemony Lentils with Kale!!!!
Ohio Sausage and Kale Soup!!!!
Mickey L’s Kale Soup!!!!
Creamy Kale Salad!!!!
Kale, Seitan, and Mac-and-Cheese Sandwich!!!!
Tofu-Eggless Salad with Kale!!!!
Braised Kale with Bacon and Cider!!!!
Garbanzo Beans and Kale!!!!
Spinach-and-Kale Turnovers!!!!
Farfalle with Sausage and Kale!!!!
White-Bean-and-Sausage Ragout with Tomatoes, Kale, and Zucchini!!!!