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Authors: Ellen DeGeneres

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Common Courtesy

Sauna

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions

Labels

For the Children—Part One

For the Children—Part Two

Talking Hard

Pros and Cons

Additional Thank-Yous

Babies, Animals, and Baby Animals

My Bucket List

I Am Not Lazy

Aspirations: A Short Short Story

Social Skills

Dinner with a Psychic

Ideas

For the Teenagers

For the Adults Who Don’t Understand the For the Teenagers Chapter and Really Want To

The Longest Chapter

Tweet Chapter

Deep Thinkers and Not So Deep Thinkers

Chapter for the Audiobook Listeners

Honesty

Don’t Worry, Be Happy

Magic

Girl Power

Boredom

Ellen’s Guide to Gift Giving

Pondering

Adults Only Chapter

Gambling Tips

Timeline of a Celebrity’s Day

Sleep

Letter to Mall Security

How to Become a Billionaire

5 Extremely Easy Ways to Make a Lot of Money

Inside My Head

Romance: A Short Short Story

Dreams

Seriously… I’m Kidding

Last Chapter

About the Author

Also by Ellen DeGeneres

Copyright

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