Survival of the Ginnest (3 page)
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Authors: Aimee Horton
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September 1, 2008 at
4:35
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has been a mummy for an ENTIRE MONTH!!!
September 7, 2008 at
13:10
14 people like
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Dottie
Harris
might not give the baby away now.
September 11, 2008 at
8:35
9 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
would like to thank whoever invented the baby
sling.
September 12, 2008 at
2:40
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
didn’t realise how far baby poo can shoot
downwards.
September 12, 2008 at
11:10
8 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has discovered that using baby wipes are easier then
changing your jeans.
September 18, 2008 at
9:30
4 people like
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Dottie
Harris
loves the fact that her baby boy loves it when she
sings to Leona Lewis. Shame nobody else does.
September 23, 2008 at
18:41
3 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has never witnessed a perfect wee “arc” before,
especially not at 3am.
September 29, 2008 at
3:23
9 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is going to try putting her boy to bed
awake.
October 1, 2008 at
18:55
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is currently bouncing a screaming child in the
dark
October 1, 2008 at
19:35
4 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
thinks that didn’t go as well as
anticipated
October 1, 2008 at
20:25
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
wonders how sleeping babies know when you sit
down.
October 2, 2008 at
21:05
11 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
HAS WALKED OUT OF HER SON’S ROOM AND HE DIDN’T
SCREAM!!!!
October 14, 2008 at
19:05
9 people like
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Dottie
Harris
has only just noticed the sick down the back of her
top. How long has that been there?
October 20, 2008 at
16:24
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has a squidgy little pumpkin to share the Haribo
with
October 31, 2008 at
17:59
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is becoming a dab hand at eating all her meals with
one hand (and usually one boob on display).
November 2, 2008 at
12:45
14 people like
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Dottie
Harris
can’t get over how much little boy smiles melt her
heart.
November 5, 2008 at
10:24
20 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
sometimes really wishes her son wouldn’t treat a
bottle or a dummy like something from the devil.
November 10, 2008 at
21:46
2 people like
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Dottie
Harris
- Seriously, is it normal for babies to reject the
dummy so angrily?
November 11, 2008 at
2:41
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this
Harris
finds the rain cover on the pram a
tad frustrating, especially when it gets steamed
up.
November 15, 2008 at
14:05
20 people like
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Harris
has knelt in poo and been wee’d on
… twice … and it’s not even 9am.
November 21, 2008 at
7:15
3 people like
this
Harris
is going on a date with her husband
WITHOUT THE BABY.
November 25, 2008 at
19:59
9 people like
this
Harris
has come to the terms with the fact
she gave birth to a baby monster.
November 27, 2008 at
7:01
13 people like
this
Harris
thinks it's amazing that a man cold
is worse than a woman cold!
November 28, 2008 at 8:41
16 people like
this
Harris
wishes she could slightly hang her
bum out of shorts like Britney Spears just did on
The X-Factor
!
November 30, 2008 at 18:55
1 person likes
this
Harris
is still in bed!
December 3, 2008 at 8:16
7 people like
this
Harris
is fed up of chapped lips! Damn you
winter wind!
December 3, 2008 at 18:39
1 person likes
this
Harris
has been married for 5 years and 5
hours x
December 6, 2008 at 20:50
12 people like
this
Harris
has a feeling The Monster may not
be as excited about homemade apple puree as she
is!
December 7, 2008 at 10:13
9 people like
this
Harris
wishes she'd not bought
biscuits.
December 9, 2008 at 11:37
6 people like
this
Harris
wants gin.
December 11, 2008 at 7:42
3 people like
this
Harris
is excited about getting The
Monster’s first Christmas tree!
December 13, 2008 at 13:32
13 people like
this
Harris
is going to win the next
X-Factor
.
FACT.
December 13, 2008 at 22:51
4 people like
this
Harris
is thinking
pancakes.
December 19, 2008 at 9:19
1 person likes
this
Harris
ready for a large gin and
tonic.
December 20, 2008 at 18:30
1 person likes
this
Harris
can't believe her oven is
broken.
December 21, 2008 at 18:48
5 people like
this
Harris
is a happy
Mummy!
December 23, 2008 at 9:07
6 people like
this
Harris
is looking forward to mulled wine
and mince pies!
December 24, 2008 at 16:05
3 people like
this
Harris
is pleased that Santa said she
could have the glass of port and mince pie that The Monster left
out for him!
December 24, 2008 at 23:44
9 people like
this
Harris
is so cold she thinks her feet
might fall off.
December 27, 2008 at 21:32
3 people like
this
Harris
has lost the will to live. In The
Night Garden on re-run can break ANYONE’s brain.
December 28, 2008 at 16:03
1 person likes
this
Harris
is seeing the New Year in with the
two boys in her life. Have a good one everyone. Here’s to 2009 and
getting some sleep x
December 31, 2008 at
23:45
23 people like
this
2009
Harris
has officially become one of those
mums who picks their child’s nose and doesn’t even
flinch.
January
1, 2009 at 14:36
11 people like
this
Harris
thinks the diet isn't going well.
Darn those Christmas biscuits!
January
3, 2009 at 13:12
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is bloody cold!
January 5, 2009 at
7:12
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
feels like the most horrid Mummy in the world. The
Monster is NOT impressed with the bottle :(
January 6, 2009 at
19:28
7 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has a coffee for the first time in more then a year!
Ahh lovely!
January 8, 2009 at
8:29
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
LOVES Mr. Motivator!
January 16, 2009 at
8:32
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is a changed person. She's packing light. Well,
thinking about it anyway!
January 16, 2009 at
20:19
6 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is carrying a little holiday weight :(
January 23, 2009 at
8:30
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has got rid of all the Hobnobs today. She was only
doing it for the good of her belly.
January 23, 2009 at
19:06
9 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has cooking wine.
January 23, 2009 at
19:18
7 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has a headache.
January 24, 2009 at
16:19
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is pleased her little headache has finally gone (to
bed).
January 24, 2009 at
19:08
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is trying to ignore the ironing.
January 28, 2009 at
9:58
4 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
wonders how to explain to her son that sucking the
edge of the table isn't cool?! *Throws up a bit in
mouth*
January 29, 2009 at
15:28
9 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is still in bed!
January 30, 2009 at
8:21
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is still in her dressing gown and feeling
lazy!
February 2, 2009 at
9:45
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has a poorly little boy :(
February 4, 2009 at
8:15
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
can't believe that the televisions on the children's
ward block switch off after 9pm. What's she gonna do all
night?!
February 4, 2009 at
21:39
7 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is tired but on her way home with her baby
boy.
February 5, 2009 at
9:50
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is thinking that the bug she has now caught isn't so
bad. After all she’s lost 3lbs in 24 hours - hurrah!