The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (2 page)

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O
nce you have their money…never give it back.

T
he best deal is the one that brings the most profit.

N
ever pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

I
f you can’t break a contract, bend it.

N
ever allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

K
eep your ears open.

S
mall print leads to large risk.

O
pportunity plus instinct equals profit.

G
reed is eternal.

L
atinum isn’t the only thing that shines.

A
nything worth selling is worth selling twice.

A
nything worth doing is worth doing for money.

A
nything stolen is pure profit