Read The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition Online
Authors: Ira Steven Behr
F
ree advice is seldom cheap.
K
eep your lies consistent.
T
he riskier the road, the greater the profit.
W
in or lose, there’s always Huyperian beetle snuff.
W
hen she discusses money for “favors”, charge her what she’ll pay
K
nowledge equals profit
H
ome is where the heart is…but the stars are made of latinum.
E
very once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
I
f you break it, I’ll charge you for it
B
eware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.