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#59

F
ree advice is seldom cheap.

 

#60

K
eep your lies consistent.

 

#62

T
he riskier the road, the greater the profit.

 

#65

W
in or lose, there’s always Huyperian beetle snuff.

 

#69

W
hen she discusses money for “favors”, charge her what she’ll pay

 

#74

K
nowledge equals profit

 

#75

H
ome is where the heart is…but the stars are made of latinum.

 

#76

E
very once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

 

#77

I
f you break it, I’ll charge you for it

 

#79

B
eware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.

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