The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (3 page)

A
cting stupid is often smart

A
deal is a deal…until a better one comes along.

A
contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi).

A
Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

S
atisfaction is not guaranteed.

W
hen the customer is sweating, turn up the heat

N
ever place friendship above profit.

A
wise man can hear profit in the wind.

N
othing is more important than your health--except for your money.

L
atinum can’t buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it

Y
ou can’t make a deal if you’re dead

T
here’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

N
ever make fun of a Ferengi’s mother…insult something he cares about instead.