The Skeptics Annotated Bible (618 page)

4
The tongue of the sucking child cleaveth to the roof of his mouth for thirst: the young children ask bread, and no man breaketh it unto them
.

(4.4)
“The tongue of the sucking child cleaveth to the roof of his mouth for thirst: the young children ask bread, and no man breaketh it unto them.”

5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.

6
For the punishment of the iniquity of the daughter of my people is greater than the punishment of the sin of Sodom
, that was overthrown as in a moment, and no hands stayed on her.

(4.6)
“For the punishment of the iniquity of the daughter of my people is greater than the punishment of the sin of Sodom.”

7 Her Nazarites were purer than snow, they were whiter than milk, they were more ruddy in body than rubies, their polishing was of sapphire:

8 Their visage is blacker than a coal; they are not known in the streets: their skin cleaveth to their bones; it is withered, it is become like a stick.

9
They that be slain with the sword are better than they that be slain with hunger: for these pine away, stricken through for want of the fruits of the field.

(4.9)
“They that be slain with the sword are better than they that be slain with hunger: for these pine away, stricken through for want of the fruits of the field.”

(4.10-11) God “accomplishes his fury” by making women eat their children.

10
The hands of the pitiful women have sodden their own children: they were their meat in the destruction of the daughter of my people.

(4.10)
“The hands of the pitiful women have sodden their own children: they were their meat in the destruction of the daughter of my people.”

11
The LORD hath accomplished his fury; he hath poured out his fierce anger, and hath kindled a fire in Zion
, and it hath devoured the foundations thereof.

(4.11)
“The LORD hath accomplished his fury; he hath poured out his fierce anger, and hath kindled a fire in Zion.”

12 The kings of the earth, and all the inhabitants of the world, would not have believed that the adversary and the enemy should have entered into the gates of Jerusalem.

13 For the sins of her prophets, and the iniquities of her priests,
that have shed the blood of the just
in the midst of her,

(4.13) “That have shed the blood of the just”
33 Has the ever been a just person?

14 They have wandered as blind men in the streets, they have polluted themselves with blood, so that men could not touch their garments.

15 They cried unto them, Depart ye; it is unclean; depart, depart, touch not: when they fled away and wandered, they said among the heathen, They shall no more sojourn there.

16 The anger of the LORD hath divided them; he will no more regard them: they respected not the persons of the priests, they favoured not the elders.

17 As for us, our eyes as yet failed for our vain help: in our watching we have watched for a nation that could not save us.

18 They hunt our steps, that we cannot go in our streets: our end is near, our days are fulfilled; for our end is come.

19 Our persecutors are swifter than the eagles of the heaven: they pursued us upon the mountains, they laid wait for us in the wilderness.

20 The breath of our nostrils, the anointed of the LORD, was taken in their pits, of whom we said, Under his shadow we shall live among the heathen.

21
Rejoice and be glad, O daughter of Edom
, that dwellest in the land of Uz; the cup also shall pass through unto thee:
thou shalt be drunken, and shalt make thyself naked.

(4.21)
“Rejoice and be glad, O daughter of Edom … Thou shalt be drunken, and shalt make thyself naked.”
(When God gets angry at you he calls you a drunken whore.)

22 The punishment of thine iniquity is accomplished, O daughter of Zion; he will no more carry thee away into captivity: he will visit thine iniquity, O daughter of Edom; he will discover thy sins.

5
Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach.

2 Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens.

3 We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers are as widows.

4 We have drunken our water for money; our wood is sold unto us.

5 Our necks are under persecution: we labour, and have no rest.

6 We have given the hand to the Egyptians, and to the Assyrians, to be satisfied with bread.

7 Our fathers have sinned, and are not; and we have borne their iniquities.

8 Servants have ruled over us: there is none that doth deliver us out of their hand.

9 We gat our bread with the peril of our lives because of the sword of the wilderness.

10 Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine.

11 They ravished the women in Zion, and the maids in the cities of Judah.

12 Princes are hanged up by their hand: the faces of elders were not honoured.

13 They took the young men to grind, and the children fell under the wood.

14 The elders have ceased from the gate, the young men from their musick.

15 The joy of our heart is ceased; our dance is turned into mourning.

16 The crown is fallen from our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned!

17 For this our heart is faint; for these things our eyes are dim.

18 Because of the mountain of Zion, which is desolate, the foxes walk upon it.

19 Thou, O LORD, remainest for ever; thy throne from generation to generation.

20 Wherefore dost thou forget us for ever, and forsake us so long time?

21 Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

22 But thou hast utterly rejected us; thou art very wroth against us.

For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
—
Ezekiel 23.20

For pure filthiness, you just can’t beat Ezekiel. Donkey-sized penises, women plucking off their breasts, baking bread with human dung, or getting drunk on human blood—you won’t find stuff like this anywhere else.