Dreams of a Virgin (19 page)
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Authors: John Foltin
Who am I kidding? I know that the only way I
will experience this will be if I go out and buy it. On morals
alone, I refuse to do this.
You see, I have three strikes against me that
will keep me from ever having a long-lasting relationship. I’m fat,
ugly, and broke. On top of that, I have the kiss of death. I’m a
nice guy. Translation: I am doomed to walk the world alone.
I don’t like it, but I accept the fact that I
will never have this experience. You can’t miss something you have
never experienced. As much as I would like for this to happen, it
wouldn’t kill me if it didn’t. If anything, it would make me want
that one moment even more, and make that one moment more
memorable.
I will keep dreaming until this one moment
becomes reality.
I encourage all of you to keep dreaming and
do everything you can to make those dreams come true, within
reason, of course.
There are some people I wish to thank. This
book is dedicated to them.
To my parents, Marie and Philip Foltin, for
making me the man I am today. Not a day goes by that I don’t miss
you, Dad, and strive to be half the man you were for I know I will
never be as good as you were..
To my brother Eric, for putting up with me
these past few years. You have given me so much, the most important
being time with my nieces. Since I realize I will probably never
have kids of my own, they are the closest things I have to
daughters.
To my best friend Dino. We have been through
so much together. You’ve always been there for me when I needed you
most. Thank you for being such a good friend.
To Bill, Zeb, and Terry. We’ve got plenty of
stories to tell about our adventures.
Finally, to the few women I have dated, and
to all the women who made fun of me. I could never have written
this book without you. After all, it was you who created Jeff.
Other books written by this author:
Reality Check:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/59323
110 Days: The Life and
Times of a Hard Luck Case:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/100555
Final Exam:
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/156160
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