I can make you hate (50 page)

C3PO,
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Cable, Vance,
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Cadbury: Full English Breakfast chocolate bar,
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Real Ale Eggs,
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sale to Kraft,
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TARDIS Bars,
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Twirl,
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
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Callow, Showman,
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Cameron, Daaaaaaaavid,
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advisers,
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composition of,
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DVD Dave,
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reptilian ways,
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Cameron, Jinks,
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Campbell, Alfred,
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Campbell, Nickynackynoonoo,
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Canada, nuclear war in,
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Cantona, Earache,
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capital punishment,
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capitalism, ongoing steady collapse of,
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Captain America,
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Carey, Pariah,
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Carlsberg World Cup campaign,
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Carmier, Rib,
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Carr, Maxine,
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Carry On Camping,
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cartoon persona, author hopelessly mired within,
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catering colleges,
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CCTV,
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CDs, vs vinyl and MP3s,
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ceaseless repetition,
see
déjà vu

Celebrity Big Brother,
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celebrities: deaths, untimely,
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product endorsements,
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Cerf, Mireau,
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Chambers, Pill,
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Charlie St Cloud,
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children: happiness,
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sexualisation,
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Children in Need,
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Chiles, Atrium,
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Choudary, Mandem,
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Christie, Ogatha,
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Christie, John ‘Reggie’,
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Christmas: adverts,
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Santavision,
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lights, Westfield, Shepherds Bush,
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Church, Shallot,
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cigarettes, buying first packet,
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Clarke, Noah,
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Clarkson, Jezebel,
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Clegg, Knock,
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composition of,
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Cleggsy Bear,
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Cleverclogs Corner,
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climate change,
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‘The Climb’,
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clouds of acrid methane,
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coalition government,
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Cobain, Kurdt,
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Coca-Cola,
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Diet Coke,
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Cocker, Hovis,
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Cohen, Linford,
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Coia, Pool,
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Cole, Sherry,
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Coleridge, Hamble,
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Colgate,
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Collins, Jan,
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Come Dine With Me,
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comedy writing rooms, fetid misanthropic atmosphere within,
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Comet,
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Compton, Gareth,
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computers, annihilating humankind,
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Conservative Party,
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Coogan, Stove,
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Cook, Cross,
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cookery shows, televised,
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Corbett, Rennie,
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Cordoba House (‘Ground Zero mosque’),
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Coronation Street,
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Cosmos
(Sagan),
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Coulson, Anton Du,
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tweets,
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Countdown,
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Countryfile,
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Cowell, Shamen,
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Tudor-style execution of, 70 cows,
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humanromantic interactions,
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and men,
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The Private Life of Cows,
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Cox, Professor Brain,
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Crane, Nails (
Frasier
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cricket,
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calculating outcomes,
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Crime and Punishment
(Dostoevsky),
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crisps, World Cup flavours,
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critics, proper, unlike author,
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Crone, Tim,
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Crowe, Tussle,
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CSI Miami,
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CUBE DX-
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Cullum, Jewel,
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Cunts on a Plate,
see
Come Dine With Me

cupcakes (fairycakes),
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Currys electrical retain chain, compared to Nazis, because
that’s
proportionate,
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Cyrus, Millicent,
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Dacre, Poo,
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Daily Express,
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Daily Mail,
surprising quantity of criticism, considering how dangerous and unexpected a target that is,
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Daily Mirror,
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Daily Star,
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Daily Telegraph,
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Dallas,
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Dark Knight
(popular series of films for children),
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Darkness, Prince of,
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Darling, McAllister,
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darts,
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Das Voicenbitte,
see
The Voice

Davies, Judge Jackdaw,
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The Day After Tomorrow,
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Day, Dallen,
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The Day Today,
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Daybreak,
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de la Rocha, Zick,
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deadlines,
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death penalty,
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Death Race, 2000

Death Wish
(Winner),
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deaths of celebrities, untimely,
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Decameron,
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Deepwater Horizon oily-woily splott-a-thon,
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déjà vu,
see
make it stop

Delivering Quality First
report,
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Delta Force,
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Deng, Windy,
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Dent, Grease,
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Desperate Scousewives,
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Dexter,
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Diamond, Nil,
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dick-measuring, intellectual,
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Dickinson, Dickinson,
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Dickson, Potter,
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Diet Coke,
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Dimbleby, Avid,
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dimensions: eighth,
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seventh,
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eighth,
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dingle-dingle-dangle time for ultimate naughty boy,
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discos, not the crisps stupid,
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Disney amusement parks,
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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,
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Dixon, Aloha,
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Dixons,
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DNA,
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‘Do Us a Flavour’ Walkers crisps campaign, you remember that, it’ll go down in history,
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Doctor Who,
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dog’s head, in box,
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Doherty, Jumpy,
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Donald, Crass,
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Donovan, Jaybird,
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dope, smoking,
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Doritos ‘Friendchips’ TV campaign,
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Dostoevsky,
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Downfall,
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Draper, Don,
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Dream Hospital,
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dreams,
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drink-driving,
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drivers (fast), and penis size,
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drugs,
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Du Beke, Hardon,
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Dubai,
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Duckworth–Lewis method,
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DVDs, needless purchase of in bid to fill the gaping maw,
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