I can make you hate (54 page)

T-Mobile TV ad,
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tabloid newspapers,
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as role models,
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Take Me Out,
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Tatler,
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television,
see
TV

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terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible idea for a board game,
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Terry, Junta,
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That Was the Week That Was,
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Thatcher, Margaret,
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They Live,
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The Thick Of It,
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This is England,
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Thomson, Telex,
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Thorn, Damien (
The Omen
),
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Thundercats,
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Mr Tickle,
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time: regrets about wasting, like you’re doing now,
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;

scarcely literate musings on its properties as a substance,
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Timequake
(Vonnegut),
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Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy,
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Titchmarsh, Heron,
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titillating Stephen Glover,
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To Build or Not To Build,
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To Buy or Not To Buy,
1

Today
programme,
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toilets, in Japan,
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Tomb Raider,
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,
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Top Gear,
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Top of the Pops,
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Tories, neverending,
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See also
Conservative Party

Tragedy of Modern Left,
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Tragedy of Modern Right,
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trainers, obsession with,
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Transformers3
,
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon,
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,
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True Blood,
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True-May, Byron,
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try finding this, smartarse,
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tube (London underground),
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tuition fees, general falling-out over,
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Tunick, Spunker,
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TV: advertising,
see
adverts, TV;

live, appearing on live,
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aspirational programming,
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comedy writing rooms,
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cookery series,
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Edinburgh TV festival,
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in Japan,
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presenters, advice to aspiring,
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pre-watershed;
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Royal wedding TV listings,
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See also individual programmes

TV Go Home,
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Twiggy,
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Twilight saga,
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Twilight Zone,
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Twitter,
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News of the World
hashtag-boycott-pass-
the-parcel
,
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search for the term ‘Coulson’,
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Tyler, Smitch,
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U,
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U2,
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unbreakable cycle,
see
ceaseless repetition

uncharacteristic behaviour: of friends,
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one’s own,
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undeniable sexual appeal of Stephen Glover,
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Unicef report,
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US, visiting for first time,
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Usher,
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Utoya island shootings,
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vampires,
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Van Damme, Unclawed,
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Van Outen, The Niece,
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Vaz, Geeth,
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vegetables,
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vegetarians,
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giving food for thought,
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programmes not suitable for,
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Venter, Crag,
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Viakal, limescale removal product, about £3 for 500ml from Tesco, since you’re asking,
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video screens,
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videocalls,
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Vileda Supermop: the Movie,
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vinyl, vs CDs,
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Viz
magazine,
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Vlad the Impaler,
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vocational training,
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The Voice,
1

Vonnegut, Kult,
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,
2

Walkman, Sony,
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Wallace and Gromit,
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Walsh, Cote,
Das Unprentice,
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,
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Waltz with Bashir,
utter body blow of a film, watch this immediately,
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Wan, Glock,
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Warsi, Baroness,
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washing machines, buying,
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Watchdog,
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Watson, Tam,
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Weetabix,
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Weisz, Ray Charles,
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West, Kandle,
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Westfield motherfuckin’ shopping centre, Shepherds Bush,
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,
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white power,
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit,
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Who Moved My Cheese?
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why the shivering heck that made it on screen is anyone’s guess,
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Widdecombe, Ann,
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,
2

WikiLeaks,
1

William, Prince,
see
Royal wedding TV listings

Williams, Gwyneth,
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Williams, Throbby,
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Windows
1
launch parties,
2

Windows Vista,
1

Windsor, Barbarella,
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Winner, Michael: feeling like,
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;

Michael Winner’s Dining Stars,
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The Wire,
apparently quite good according to virtually everyone at the
Guardian
and everyone on the internet, and the author blah blah blah,
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,
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,
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Wolf Hall,
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Wolfenstein 3D,
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Women in Love,
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Wood, Victorious,
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woodlice, grilling,
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Woods, Tigger,
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Wootton, Don,
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Wootton, Mork,
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workplace, messing up in,
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World Cup advertising campaigns: Carlsberg,
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crisp flavours,
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Mars confectionery,
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Sony,
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World in Action,
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‘World in Motion’,
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Wright, Owen,
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Wright, Achoo,
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writing process described,
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The X Factor,
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x-rated Stephen Glover,
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Yates, Pull,
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The Young Ones,
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you are imagining these words in the index

YouTube,
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dogs blowing off on,
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Yuletide ads,
see
Christmas ads, and stop using the word ‘yuletide’;

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