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There have actually been twelve formal complaints by Simon against me but two of those were complaining that nothing had been done about the previous formal complaints so I didn't bother scanning those in.

From: Simon Dempsey

Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.37pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: No Subject

Did you draw Justin Biebers face on all the images in my stock images folder and save them over my files?

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From: David Thorne

Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.44pm

To: Simon Dempsey

Subject: Re: No Subject

Yes.

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From: Simon Dempsey

Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.49pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: No Subject

What the fuck for? What are you even doing in my files?

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From: David Thorne

Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 12.56pm

To: Simon Dempsey

Subject: Re: Re: Re: No Subject

I didn't think you would notice. I am meant to be laying out a business card for a client so was looking for a distraction and realised I can open and save files from your computer over the network.

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From: Simon Dempsey

Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.05pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject

But what did you put Justin Biebers face on them for dickwad?

I was going to use them for something.

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From: David Thorne

Date: Thursday 31 March 2011 1.12pm

To: Simon Dempsey

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: No Subject