Orgasm in 5 Minutes (8 page)

Suction pumps.
They run on disposable batteries, or a battery that is charged by the electrical current, just as a mobile phone is. They are placed over the vagina or clitoris, and you can imagine their effect!

So much for the “toys.” Let us talk now about other external “aids.” Are you still unable to fantasize? Do you still find it difficult to imagine your favorite actor embracing you in his arms or giving you oral pleasure? You just have to keep reading more.

Erotic literature.
Does that not sound much better than porn? In our world the “politically correct” is increasingly important. However, do not be afraid to call things by their proper names. To make this easier, and provide a resource that you can use in conversation, we will differentiate erotica from porn. Not that one is better than the other; it is simply that each one has its role and different effects depending on the person.

Maybe you are one of those women who find romantic stories exciting—especially if they also contain some explicit sex, more or less. There are plenty of novels that meet those requirements. I will give just a few titles that you may find interesting:
Lady Chatterley’s Lover
by D. H. Lawrence and
The Diary of Anaïs Nin
and
The Ages of Lulu
by Almudena Grandes. They are not specifically sexual stories, but they do contain a lot of sex, which may suggest many starting points for your future fantasies. For a lot of women, the way in which sex acts are described in these stories are more exciting than explicit sex scenes in a movie.

Another interesting aspect of what we might call “erotica” can be found in women’s magazines. Photos and stories of naked couples making love can be suggestive, but they are nothing compared to the actual testimonials that are published in many magazines. Reading about others’ sexual experiences is something irresistible. You may be surprised to discover how exciting it is to know other people’s intimate details.

Pornography.
Have you always heard that pornography is for men? For women, seeing how many partners are exchanged continuously, while having oral sex or masturbating at the same time, is something they find unpleasant . . . or at least, so they say. Have you really tried watching a pornographic movie on an early Saturday morning? Men do it without shame. They even gather in bars to see it while bursting into laughter from excitement . . . and from impotence. We are more refined, more sensitive, and we do not like to express our desires in such a vile way. But that does not mean that we do not get aroused! The visual stimulus is perhaps most powerful when it comes to increasing excitement, and with it the achievement of an orgasm, so why not try it? Forget any prejudices. Do not think of it as a “guy thing.” I assure you that if you relax and put yourself in front of the screen with a willing mind, your engine will get going in no time, and you will not be able to avoid touching yourself until you have an orgasm. They do it, so why shouldn’t we?

If your partner agrees, you can try making love while watching a pornographic film. Does that seem too bold for you? For most men, even if they say otherwise, a daring woman is irresistible. Can you imagine the amount of possibilities that will open up to you both? You could even make your own porn. It is not about recording it in a video, but to act as if you were doing so. Place the video camera so that it focuses on the bed, and have the television in front so that you can watch it. Light up the scene properly and begin to act as if you were in one of those movies. You could be lying there, acting as if you do not want anything. He comes into the room. You did not expect him, but it gives you a lot of joy to see him, and you show it by giving him a hug and a kiss. Then you go on to better things, and he will start to slowly undress you. The camera records it, and you watch it on the screen . . . I leave the rest up to you, but I assure you that Sharon Stone would pale with envy.

TASTE

The mouth is an orifice that serves as an inlet and outlet for our bodies. Through it we bring in food, liquid, and pleasure. If you close your eyes and go over your body, not to mention the genitals, with vanilla ice cream, or some peach jam, for example, your partner’s exploration of your body with his tongue will be much more exciting and will bring you closer to having an orgasm.

Sounds.
All senses play a role in sexual arousal and pleasure. I remember a song that I heard often when I was a teenager. It was called
Je t’aime, moi non plus,
and in the background I could hear the moans of a couple making love until they had an orgasm. Every time I heard it at a party, I had to run to the bathroom! Get a recording in which you hear something similar. And if that is not easy for you to get, set up a recorder the next time you make love with your partner or you have an orgasm by yourself. Keep it in a safe place, because if you are bored one afternoon and you do not get aroused, just relax a little and start playing the recording. Its effects are powerful!

Guys, this is what we like!

This chapter is for the guys. They are so convinced of their skills! They talk about their “exploits” like supermen. And yet they can be so wrong sometimes! They touch our breasts as if they were squeezing lemons, or tighten them so much that we are almost unable to breathe. Let us give them a hand. We are going to tell our secrets, what we like to do, and how we like to do it. Of course, we are not all the same, and some of us like some things more than others, but I am sure that all women would support the tips I am going to give here. It is all so simple in the end!

S
OME MISCONCEPTIONS

Men, when you get together in a pub, there are two topics of conversation: football and women. If an alien looked in on your gatherings, he would think that you know everything about what we like and why we are attracted to you . . . unless the alien was a woman. It is difficult to conceive of such an accumulation of nonsense. Almost everything in those coffee chats in which you express what we like as women is as close to reality as Tampa Bay is to the North Pole. Luckily, in the end, you are much more sensitive than you would seem to be when you are with friends, and when you make the effort, you know the proper way to treat us.

Anyway, let us take a look at some of these “theories” that are often heard in discussions between men and that have as much to do with reality as chalk does with cheese.

The clitoris is the most sensitive part of a woman.
“A man has sex to feel good; a woman has to feel good to have sex.” Do you understand the difference? If you think that a couple of kisses and a few squeezes of her breasts, and everything is ready for penetration and for you to hit her clitoris like a golf ball, you are wrong. For a woman to have a fulfilling sexual relationship, to reach an orgasm easily, she has to feel desired, meaning sexually attractive. That is the first key; it is the most sensitive point: sex starts in the mind, as we have seen. The first requirement for a woman to consider you to be an attractive man and want to make love to you is that you find her attractive, and that you be able to make her feel that. You will be surprised to know that if a woman does not feel sexy, she will never reach an orgasm, no matter how you grip her clitoris.

Women have to be dominated from the start.
It is not a bad idea if you intend to build a house by starting from the roof. But if you insist on that, it is quite likely that you will have a difficult time getting sex for free. Women want to be treated as equals in a sexual relationship. Sometimes it is nice to feel dominated . . . but sometimes it is not. It is much more important to be able to convey to a woman the assurance that you do not consider her to be inferior in any way, by any demonstration of “manliness” you can imagine. If you get her to feel treated as an equal, and you know how to create the right situation, it is likely that she will find it pleasant and enjoyable to “feel dominated.” But do not forget that roles change sometimes, and that she may feel at any a given moment as though she were a “man-eater” who can “dominate” anyone who crosses her path.

WOMEN LIKE US TO GET “STRAIGHT TO THE POINT”

If there is something that a woman hates, it is for you to go “straight to the point.” Give her time. Play with her. Allow her to enter into the situation completely. The “preparations” are essential for any woman. The more time you devote to her, the more pleasant the culmination will be. Do not forget that a woman needs to be lubricated enough to welcome penetration with pleasure. If you obsess over penetrating her as quickly as possible, all you will get is . . . for her to close her legs and send you away. A very erotic and exciting game consists of mutually feeding each other aphrodisiac delicacies (like oysters, asparagus, etc.) in the style of the movie
9½ W
EEKS
.

The size of the penis is very important.
This is as important as whether your neighbor is named Maria or Federica! The most sensitive part of a woman’s vagina is in the muscles around it and the G-spot. And the G-spot is less than an inch inside the vagina! Do you know a friend whose erect penis is no longer than two inches? Well, there is no need for more! In fact, too large a penis can touch the cervix and cause pain. The feeling of “fullness” that you think a large penis provides is achieved with a suitable position. Check out the chapter on positions!

Women like “violent” sex.
You have seen too many movies! In real life, things rarely happen the same way as on the screen. A deep, intense, long-lasting orgasm, even the case of multiple orgasms, gets much better with rhythmic, long, smooth thrusts. If at any time your partner wants a little more “violence,” let her be the one to suggest it. Do not be inept! If you are paying attention, you will fully realize when she wants you to accelerate or squeeze a little more. But if you only go by what you think she likes, chances are that you will finish so fast that she will not get to tell the difference between making love to you and you tripping on the doorway.

S
OME HELPFUL TIPS

Pay attention, because now I will speak not of what you think, but of what we women really like. This opens up a great opportunity for you. If you know how to take advantage of it, it is likely that, from now on, you may have more pleasurable sexual relationships . . . and may finally get your partner to really enjoy making love with you.

Undress me gently.
Stripping clothes off is very exciting in a movie, but actually this is not something we like, nor does it turn us on. We prefer to enjoy an exciting preamble. Hugs, caresses, kisses, slowly discovering the body . . . that is the secret! Make her feel that her nakedness excites you, that every bit of her body that you discover increases your desire, that you find appealing every inch of skin where you get rid of her clothing. Make her feel it . . . and tell her so! Softly, in her ear, between kisses, caresses, and cuddles. That will again make her feel attractive and desired, and increase her confidence and sense of security and relaxation. A woman who is not relaxed cannot reach an orgasm, and it is hard to relax if you tear off her clothes and throw yourself on top of her like a sack of potatoes. Help her feel confident. Remember: “A woman has to feel good to have sex.” Only in this way will she get to a quick and pleasurable orgasm.