Authors: Andy Griffiths
âSorry,' he said. âIt's the headphones. I can't tell that I'm speaking loudly.'
He removed them and looped them around his neck. âWell, what do you think? Isn't she a beauty?'
âNo offence, but it looks like a pole with a Frisbee on the end,' said Jack.
âThat shows how much you know!' Grant huffed.
âI think it looks amazing!' said Jenny quickly, before Jack could respond. âYour dad must be so smart!'
âI helped him, of course,' said Grant. âBut yes, he is a brilliant inventor. So are you going to show me where this treasure is or not?'
âI thought you were going to show us,' said Jack.
âJack,' I said, âgive him a break.'
âI probably could find it without your help,' said Grant, âbut it might take a little longer. And besides, a deal's a deal. I get a one-sixth share, right?'
We all looked at one another and nodded.
âRight,' I said. âCome with us.'
We walked up to the top of Skull Island.
âIt's buried somewhere on this hill,' I said, âbut we don't know exactly where.'
Grant nodded. âDon't worry,' he told us, patting the buried-treasure detector and putting the headphones back on. âThat's where this comes in. Stand back. I'm going to turn it on. This thing is pretty powerful.'
âWhat's going to happen?' asked Newton nervously, backing away.
âWhat?' said Grant. âI can't hear you! I've got headphones on.'
Grant pressed a button.
We heard a loud squeal from the headphones.
Grant tore them off his head.
âWhat is it?' said Jack. âHave you found the treasure? Or are you picking up signals from outer space?'
âNo,' said Grant. âThe volume was up too loud. It's the first time it's been used. It needs a little adjustment.'
âA lot of adjustment, I'd say,' said Jack.
Grant ignored him. He tweaked a dial and put the headphones back on.
This time there was no squeal.
Grant began walking in slow circles around the top of the hill. He had a look of intense concentration on his face.
âIt's working!' said Jenny.
âHow do you know it's working?' said Jack. âHe hasn't found the treasure yet.'
Suddenly Grant's buried-treasure detector started to vibrate.
The Frisbee clamped itself to the ground.
Grant pulled the headphones off. âIt's down there,' he said. He flashed a âtold you so' look at Jack.
âGrab a stick,' said Gretel, âand let's start digging.'
We did as Gretel suggested, attacking the hard ground with sticks.
We gave it everything we had, but after five
minutes of frenzied digging there was still no sign of treasure.
âAre you sure it's here?' Jack asked.
âThat's what the treasure detector indicated,' said Grant. âAnd it's never been wrong.'
âIt's never been right, either,' said Jack.
âYou're just jealous,' said Grant.
âHang on!' said Jenny. âI've found something!'
We looked.
Her stick was definitely hitting a piece of metal. It didn't look like a chest full of buried treasure, but it definitely looked like metal.
She dug a little more and pulled out a small rusty disc.
âIs it a coin?' said Gretel.
âNo, even better,' said Jenny. âIt's a smiley-face badge!'
âAnd that's it?' said Jack. âThat's the treasure?'
âMy mum says a smile is priceless,' said Jenny, as she happily pinned the badge to the collar of her shirt.
âYeah, but it's not treasure, is it?' Jack pointed out.
âNo,' said Jenny. âBut I think it's a really good sign. Let's keep looking!'
Grant fired up his buried-treasure detector again. This time he got halfway down the hill before it started vibrating and squealing.
âThere's something here,' he said. âI can't say whether it's the treasure for sure, but it's definitely something.'
We got down and started digging again.
This time we found an old whistle on a chain.
âProbably belonged to Mr Grunt,' said Jack.
Mr Grunt is the sports teacher. He's very fond of blowing his whistle.
âCan I have it?' said Newton. âI've always wanted a whistle. I can blow it if I get into trouble.'
âSure,' I said, handing it to Newton.
Newton picked the dirt out of it and gave it a blow. It still worked. And it was LOUD. Pretty impressive for a whistle that had been buried for who knows how long. But as impressive as it was, it wasn't the treasure.
Grant started waving his buried-treasure detector over the ground again.
It only took a few minutes before it started shaking uncontrollably.
Suddenly Grant fell to his knees, then slumped sideways onto the ground.
Smoke began to pour from the control box. An amazing screaming noise came from the headphones.
Newton started blowing his whistle. âDanger!' he yelled. âGet back, everyone! Dangerous danger!'
I had to hand it to Newton. He sure knew what to do in a crisis.
Grant was still lying on the ground.
Then the buried-treasure detector blew up with a loud bang.
Grant sat up, dazed. He took off the headphones and rubbed his ears.
âAre you all right?' Jenny asked, kneeling beside him.
âGuess it needs a few adjustments,' he replied.
âA few?' said Jack. âI think it's back to the drawing board on that one.'
Meanwhile Gretel was on her knees, digging furiously in the spot where Grant's buried- treasure detector had blown its top.
âHey, look at this!' she said, holding up a small object. âIt's a key!'
We crowded around her.
âCan I have a look?' I said.
âSure,' said Gretel, handing it to me.
I rubbed the dirt off the key and examined it closely. It had an engraving of a skull and crossbones on it.
âIt's not the treasure,' I said, âbut it's the next best thing. We're definitely in the right spot.'
âRight spot for what?' said a voice over my shoulder.
I slipped the key into my pocket and turned around.
It was Fred Durkin, with Clive leering over his shoulder.
âYeah, McThrottle,' said Clive. âRight spot for what?'
âTesting out Grant's metal detector,' I said.
âIs that all you were doing?' Fred asked suspiciously.
âThat's all,' I said.
Fred looked at me. âIf you're up to something, McThrottle, I'm going to find out what it is.'
Gretel stepped in. âHe's not up to anything,' she said. âRun away and play now, boys.'
Fred just stared at her. âCome on, Clive,' he said. âThis is getting boring.'
We watched them retreat down the hill.
âIt was lucky for them they left when they did,' said Jack, punching his fist into his open palm. âI was just about to teach those two thickheads a lesson they would never forget.'
âI thought you had sore fingers,' I said.
âYeah, I did. But that was yesterday. They're better now.'
âRight,' I said, smiling. Jack was always so braveâonce the danger had passed.
âWhat now?' Jenny asked, clearly relieved that the unfriendly encounter was over.
âWe've got the key,' I said. âAnd I'd say it's a fair bet the chest is not far away.'
At that moment the bell rang.
âEveryone meet back here tomorrow lunchtime, with shovels. And, remember, not a word to anybody!'
The next morning it was raining hard. As I walked into the classroom, Gina and Penny came running up to me.
âHenry,' said Gina, âhave you heard?'
âHeard what?' I asked.
âAbout the treasure!' Penny exclaimed.
I couldn't believe it. They knew already! But how? And how much did they know?
âWhat treasure?' I said, playing dumb.
âWell, there's a treasure worth millions and millions of dollars hidden somewhere under the school,' said Gina.
âYeah!' said Penny. âIt was hidden there thousands of years ago by an evil pirate, and we're going to find it and buy a horse farm!'
âWith riding trails!' said Gina.
Not with my treasure, you're not
, I thought, but I tried not to look too annoyed. âWho told you
about the treasure?' I said.
âWell, it's a secret,' said Gina.
âI promise I won't tell anyone,' I said.
âOkay,' said Gina. âIt was Fiona.'
I went straight to Fiona's desk. She was deep in conversation with David. They were studying a book called
How to Find Buried Treasure
. When they realised I was standing there they both looked up. Fiona quickly shoved the book under her folder.
âYes, Henry?' she said. âWhat do you want?'
âWhat's with the book?' I asked.
âNothing,' said Fiona.
âYou wouldn't be thinking about looking for buried treasure, would you?' I said.
âTreasure?' Fiona shook her head a little too vigorously. âI don't know what you're talking about.'
âWho told you?' I pressed.
âTold us what?' said David.
âAbout the treasure!'
Fiona and David looked at each other. They looked back at me.
âI know you know,' I said. âAnd you know I know you know. So you might as well tell me who told you. It will save time.'
âJenny told me,' said Fiona. âBut it's a secret, so don't tell anybody else.'
âOkay,' I said.
I went to Jenny's desk.
âJenny,' I said, âdid you happen to tell anyone about the treasure?'
âNo,' she said. âI don't think so.'
âYou don't
think
so?' I said.
âHmmm,' said Jenny, thinking. âWell, maybe I did tell one person. But just one. No more.'
âWould that person have been Fiona McBrain, by any chance?'
âYes,' said Jenny.
âBut why?' I said. âYou promised not to tell anybody else. You took an oath!'
âI know,' said Jenny, looking very apologetic. âI'm sorry, Henry. It just kind of came out.'
âHow does something like that “just kind of come out”?'
âWell, she asked me what we were doing on the hill with Grant and the metal detector and I couldn't tell her a lie. I can't lie to a friend, Henry! But I made her promise not to tell anybody else.'
âWell, she has,' I said. âShe told Gina and Penny, and they're telling EVERYBODY!'
âI'm so sorry, Henry,' said Jenny. âYou won't make me stick a needle in my eye, will you?'
âNot this time,' I said. âBut definitely next time!'
Jack came up to us.
âEverybody knows!' he said. âDid Newton blab? I knew it. I knew we couldn't trust him. I knew it!'
âIt wasn't Newton,' I told him.
âIt was me,' said Jenny in a small voice.
âI knew it!' said Jack. âI knew we couldn't trust a girl! I knew it!'
âI beg your pardon?' said Gretel, coming up behind Jack and putting a large hand on his shoulder. âWhat's that you're saying about girls?'
Jack looked at Gretel's hand. âOh,' he said. âUm . . . er . . . I was just saying I knew we could trust a girl to find the treasure. They're very good at finding things, girls . . . much better than boys.'
âAre you
sure
that's what you said?' said Gretel.
Jack nodded. âI'm sure I'm sure,' he said. âI'm even sure that I'm sure that I'm sure that I'm sure.'
âOkay,' said Gretel, taking her hand off his shoulder. âThat's fine then.'
The only thing that wasn't fine, of course, was that now everybody knew about the treasure!
At that moment, Mr Brainfright came into the classroom. He was soaking wet and whistling loudly. He took off his coat and shook it. The water made a big puddle on the floor. Then he hung it up.