101 Things to Do With a Vibrator (7 page)

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Vibrator Merry-Go-Round

This game’s a fun one for couples with a good collection of toys! Tired of always using the same tool to get the job done? Why not take a whirlwind tour through all of your favorite toys, even the ones you haven’t dug out in a while! The point of this game is to try everything once. Line up your toys, and then pick a word to use when you change rounds (I like to use the word “change!”). This game is a lot like the “timing” game in this section, except instead of switching places when the timer goes, you decide when you want to move on. Start with one person laying on the bed while the other partner pleasures them with one of the toys: the partner doing the pleasing gets to pick. When the partner on the bed has had enough, he or she says “change!” the partners trade places, and the person in charge gets to pick a new toy to tease their partner with. If you can make it all the way through, you both get to pick which toy to use to finish off your tryst: if only one partner lasts the whole game, he or she gets to pick unilaterally.

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Inside Reading

Reading sexy stories by yourself is hot. Reading sexy stories with a partner brings another kind of bliss. It isn’t until you read these steamy tales while someone wields a vibrator that you have reached Nirvana. Choose an excerpt or a short erotica story neither of you have read that you know will get you both going. Start reading slowly, getting you and your partner into a sultry state of mind so that you both want a little more. Give him control of the vibrator as you work your way into the reading. He should tease you slowly, working his way along your sexiest spots and running his hands along your body. Keep the tantric approach as you read by maintaining your composure as long as you can, reading fluidly. As he eases the vibrator into you, varying his pace and the power level, it will become more and more difficult to remember what you were doing. Fight it! See how far you can get into the reading—and the vibrating—before you go over the edge. This will be amazing for you, and incredibly sexy for him.

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Something Up Your Sleeve

No, a dick sleeve is not formal attire for your penis, although when you do use one to “dress up,” you’re in for a hell of a special occasion. Penis sleeves are like the next level of cock ring: they consist of flexible tubes that you slide over your dick to create new sensations when you’re having sex. Vibrating sleeves come in many models with different textures and add-ons, all to give you a wild ride. These toys are often ribbed on the inside, to give him an extra boost! You can play with this toy in any position: with her on top she can groove and move her hips to savor the sensations. Try a deeper position, like with her feet on your shoulders, to enjoy the full length of his thrusts.

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Good Timing

This game is designed to drive you wild—and to make you take turns! All you need is a timer and your favorite vibes. Each partner gets 30 seconds to use the vibe on their partner and try to really drive them crazy before the timer goes and the partners switch. You take turns teasing and pleasing one another and trying not to come too soon. The game is over if either partner either comes or begs to come. Whichever partner manages to last the longest is the “winner,” and the other must finish them off however the winner decides. Make up your own end game rules, and see how many rounds you can last!

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Sex Toy Hide and Seek

This was the ultimate game to play as a child, and it is even more fun with an adult twist! Hide different sex toys around the house and tell your partner to go find them. Make each of the toy selections unique, so that every time you move on to a new toy it is an entirely new sensation. Tuck a riding crop behind a doorway, hang a vibrating cock ring on a hook in the bathroom, or stow a rabbit vibrator in a coat pocket. Make it more exciting by removing the batteries to each of the vibe toys and force your partner seek those out too! The thrill of having a sexy toy but needing to find a way to turn it on will make the main event all the more exhilarating!

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Pick a Card, Any Card

Strip poker is an enormous time suck when you could be spending your time with more enticing kinds of sucking. Skip the rules and regulations of a full poker game and instead set out a deck of cards for you and your partner. Assign tasks for each suit, like oral for hearts, BDSM toys for clubs, bullet or egg vibrators for spades, and your favorite vibrator for diamonds. If you want to get even more involved, assign specific tasks to each card, like seven-second vibrations for a 7 of diamonds, or cunnilingus with a bullet vibrator for the queen of hearts.

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Quiet Seduction

If you are a vocal lover, sometimes keeping it quiet can be a daunting task. While in the throes with your partner, make a rule to have no sounds other than the sexy hum of the toy being used. No moans, no sighs, and especially no exclamations of “yes!” or “fuck me!” allowed. If you or your partner breaks the rules, the vibrator gets put away for sixty seconds and the offender gets teased everywhere but the hot spot. The inability to speak adds an extra level of earnestness and longing for pleasure and release, which will magnify the feeling of arousal and lead to an earth-shattering O.

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Two Become One

Sex toys are super fun and erotic, but they can also be intimate. Using either a vibrating cock ring or a small vibrating toy, sit facing your partner with your legs wrapped around each other, as if cross-legged. If you are using a small toy that is not a cock ring, put it in before putting
him
in. With the vibe running, start with slow penetration, wrapping your arms around each other and making direct eye contact. Ease in and out, but not too quickly—you should both be concentrating on maintaining eye contact while feeling the gradual buildup of the vibrating sensations that connect you. By not breaking your gaze, you and your partner will feel the intensity of the passion between you and bring you to the pleasure pinnacle in tandem.

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Mix and Match

Different toys can give you dramatically different sensations, even more so if you try more than one at once! Take a look at your collection and see what toys play well together. Try pairing toys with a specific use with toys you can use all over: like when you’re using your vibrating butt plug, pull out your ring vibe so you can stimulate your nipples, clitoris, and other sensitive areas while the plug buzzes away. If you’re playing with a wand vibe, you might want your vibrating bullets for internal stimulation. You can even mix and match when you’re playing with a partner: try picking out one or two toys each, then take turns trying different combinations.

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Perfect Stranger

Let’s face it—when you have known someone for a long time, it becomes harder and harder to find something new to get you wet, hot, and bothered in no time at all. While you know exactly how to please your lover, it may just not have the same sizzle as when you first started dating. In this scenario, pretend you do not know one another. This could mean dressing up in outfits, introducing yourselves with different names, or both showing up at a bar you have never been to and locking eyes from across the room. By acting like you don’t know each other, you have more freedom to entice and tease in ways you have never done before, or get naughty and try things you would not normally suggest. Tie in a traditional vibrator and let it tease places you have never wandered. Try something kinky, like vibrating nipple clamps and experiment like you have never done before. Be strangers in the night until you have satisfied your daring desires!

Sensation Play and BDSM

Introduction

Sensation play is the act of adding or removing different elements into your love sessions to intensify your senses. This can include toying with hot and cold temperatures, vibing with music, or even adding pain to your repertoire. If you want to take your vibrations to the next level, give your naughty routine a healthy smack with some tried and true BDSM techniques. BDSM—or
Bondage, Domination, Sadism, and Masochism—
is not for the faint of heart. For safety reasons, it is best to perform any BDSM techniques with a trusted partner—never alone. While intense BDSM can incorporate subservience and pain, you should never take part in these techniques if you do not feel comfortable, and always have a safe word for when you or your partner would like to stop. When performed with a partner you trust, BDSM
and
vibrations can be a mind-blowingly erotic addition to your sexual catalogue.

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Tie Me and Tease Me

There is nothing sexier than seeing what you want and having to fight for it in the bedroom. Whether you are doing the tying up or you are the one strapped to the bed, chair, or elaborate bondage furniture, it is going to be hot. There are a few important rules before you engage in bondage play. A partner should never be left alone, bindings should never be so tight that they cut off circulation, and you should always have a pair of scissors handy in case you need to get loose in the event of an emergency or interruption. If you plan on putting weight or pressure on the bindings, make sure to evenly distribute the weight by tying more than one point along the limb. Once you have all of these things figured out, it is time to get tied and teased!

If you are the one in control and you have tied your partner up, experience your position of power to the fullest by doing lots of teasing! Kiss and tease in all of the sexiest zones, from the neck, chest, wrists, and along the beltline. Get your favorite vibrator revving, and drag it slowly along the inside of the legs, but delay directly hitting the sweet spot. Watch your partner get riled up and beg for more while you tease and play! The ropes, ties, or other bindings will keep your partner restrained and make the temptation even more intense. Incorporating vibrations with enticing restraints will take this sexy session to new heights!

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Arrest Warrant

Be naughty, be the bad cop! With a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, restrain your criminal for a little corporal punishment. With either two sets of handcuffs attached to each hand and a corresponding bedpost, or one set of handcuffs restraining just the arms, use your vibrator as a policeman’s baton and dole out some sentences! (Just remember, while a good smack with a vibrator can get you and your partner feeling hot and kinky, never hit areas like the head, torso, or spine to avoid serious injury.) While your prisoner is helpless, hot, and bothered, use the vibrator to play good cop and bad cop. If your partner has been naughty, give him a good paddle to the ass and show him who is in charge. If he has been very good, use the vibrator on him in places that will make him super hot. Switch back and forth to keep both of your tantric tempos way up until you are ready to give in to each other.