101 Things to Do With a Vibrator (3 page)

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Edward Buzzer Hands

Get tied to your vibrators! With a partner or solo, choose two completely different kinds of vibrators and fasten them to your hands using strong tape or rope. If you are solo, just make sure to not tie them too tightly so that you can get free later. You are letting the vibrators become an extension of your hands for optimal pleasure! If you are with a partner, the goal is that you are not allowed to remove the vibrators until you have given them a certain number of orgasms. You set the number, but it has to be more than one! This fun way to approach a vibing puts a little humor into your love session but also ensures that everyone leaves happy and satisfied again and again!

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Literary Love

Erotic literature is nothing new, but recent bombshell books have led to a sexual awakening amongst readers who had never before crossed over to the romance and erotica aisles. Go on a sexy reading adventure and select a wide range of novels and short stories to pique your fancy and broaden your sexual horizons. From paranormal romance about shape-shifting lovers, to futuristic love stories on a moon commune, to firefighters, gay cowboys, erotic twists to fairy tales, or regency ladies of pleasure, there are no limits to exploring the pages of a hot erotica story! Try a different short story every night or let your fantasies get wrapped up over the course of a whole novel, enhancing your sexual pleasure. Delve into the storylines and imagine yourself as the damsel or the dominatrix. Oh, and bring your vibrator!

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Get Shakespearean

Erotic stories and tales of intense sexual rendezvous needn’t be left to all the former English majors. Get creative and write your own story of erotic thrillers and sensual utopias! The act of writing inspires the imagination and lets you explore your most intimate desires, so let it all flow onto the page. The further you get into your lusty literature, the more intense the satisfaction will be when you incorporate your pleasure vibes into the storyline! Pleasure yourself while you come up with ideas, or let your passion build until the end and hit your climax when your characters do! Read your stories back to yourself or share them with a partner and bring your sexual creativity to life.

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Pride and Prejudice and Orgies

Sexy fan fiction! If you don’t have a creative bone in your body, but you
want
a bone in your body, try piggybacking onto your favorite non-sexual stories and adding a little smut! You do not need to be a writer to add a little fuckery to a plot, so start small. Take a copy of a book or adjust a PDF, adding your own endings, naughty phrases, and sexual romps to the text. If you want to get a little more creative, read through your favorite novel and come up with your own twist to the storyline using the same characters and setting. Remember, this is for your personal pleasure, so do not post or publish a story online that has been taken from another author. The point is to have fun and add a little excitement to your vibe lifestyle! Read the stories over and over and get yourself hot for the next time you want the hum of a sex toy against your hot spots!

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Cinéma Érotique

It isn’t a far leap from vibrator play to watching a dirty film. Instead of choosing your typical porno, try broadening your horizons by watching a foreign porno while you vibe. Whether you have a particular longing for a Parisian, or think a Latin lover sounds enticing, listening to the erotic sounds of another language is like listening to a sensual rhythm. While you may not understand the words, the sexuality and cadence of the actors’ voices will heighten your senses and lure you into the storyline. Let a different kind of naughty film excite you and take you to places you have never been!

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Love Rider

Reaching your sexual summit with a vibrator can oftentimes be a passive experience. You lay back and let the vibes take you where you want to go, but sometimes, rather than
getting
fucked, it is so much hotter to be the one doing the fucking. For these times, try a vibrator with a suction cup base. Place it on a clean, firm surface, and consider putting soft pillows under your knees. If you chose a multi-function vibrator, work your way to ecstasy as you let the clitoral stimulator perk you up, or tease your ass with the back-end stimulator while you fuck the shaft. This satisfying toy lets you be in charge while you ride your way to sexy peaks!

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Spin the Vibrator

Spin the bottle is a timeless classic, but it lacks the kind of spice that leads to wild sex play and pulsing orgasms. So trade out this old-timey game and add some kink! On an oversized piece of paper, draw a large clock. Instead of numbers, line the clock with kinky tasks to do with your vibe toys. From oral, to 69ing, to paddles, and feather ticklers, each of these tasks should supplement your favorite vibrating toy. Use a vibrating bullet to magnify cunnilingus or head, or use a vibrator with a rotating head while you get smacked with a riding crop! The options are endless, but the anticipation of what you will get next will be thrilling and hot!

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Twist and Shout

This game is Twister, but naked, sexy, and electrified! Play a round (or several) of classic Twister, but set erotic regulations. Insert a bullet or a small vibrator while you bend and twist, and see how long you can go before your knees give out from pleasure. Get tangled with your partner and slide against each other’s naked bodies to get worked up and feeling sexy. Get wrapped around and exposed in vulnerable angles and use a finger vibrator or a lubricated standard vibe to entice, distract, and get yourself or your partner off. This version of this fun game is ultra hot and will undoubtedly lead to desire levels that are not just passionate, but incredibly fun!

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Sexual Growth

Break out your erotic arsenal for this hot step-by-step climb to the climax! Arrange your toys from smallest to largest. Start with ben wa balls, and slide them into your pussy. Tighten your kegel muscles around the hard orbs and feel your inner warmth pulse and intensify. Remove the balls and insert a small bullet or egg vibrator. Move your pelvis in circles so that the humming egg massages deep inside at all angles. Remove the egg and slide in a small shaft vibrator. Slip it in and out and feel it slide and vibe against the inside of your vagina. Make the switch to a g-spot vibrator, allowing the rotating head to reach your deepest parts and enhance your bliss. Make the move to a rabbit vibrator, letting it take you to the peak as it penetrates you hard and erotically from the inside and hums against your clitoris on the outside. If you love size, move on to an extra large vibrator to fill you completely and experience the tightness of your pussy around the shaft as you hit your sexual peak!

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Slip into Something Less Comfortable

The fashion industry has made it seem like sexy outfits, lingerie, and dominatrix leather are meant for the pleasure of everyone else but the person wearing them. So not true! One of the greatest parts of getting dressed so that you can get
undressed
, is the confidence it gives you in your body and how sexy you feel. Pick out something super hot or super kinky that you might not wear for someone else. Slip into racy Catwoman leather and swish a riding crop. Wear crotch-less panties and nipple tassels to make you feel wickedly wanton. Accent your curves with hot red lace. Dress up as the naughty forensic scientist who needs to explore some anatomy. Whatever entices you, you should approach this scenario by thinking about what makes you feel sexy, and not what you think makes other people hot. If you feel sexy, you will turn yourself on and feel amazing. Get into the mood of your outfit choice and let your vibrator fulfill every desire!

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Flipping the Switch

Get your favorite vibrator ready by rubbing it down with a sensual lubricant and begin to massage yourself manually. Without turning the vibrator on, slide it up and down on the outside of your vagina—along your outer and inner pussy lips and sliding against your clitoris. Slip the vibrator inside your pussy—still without turning it on. Get worked up simply from the slick sensation of the hard shaft in and against you. Thrust hard and fast and put all of your effort into feeling the force of the shaft. When you feel like you are on the edge of your climax, turn the vibrations on full force to send you careening over the blissful summit!

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Internette Roulette

Sometimes even
choosing
a toy to get you off is an overwhelming task. Do you buy a bullet vibrator for an intimate buzz or a multi-functioning rabbit vibrator with a beaded shaft? Is a vibrator with a curved head better than a vibrator with a bulbous one? Will a clitoris tickler make everything better, or will it take away from how hot it feels to be penetrated with a hard shaft? For big questions like these, you should take big risks! While searching for sex toys on the web, go to a page with a wide selection. Move the page up and down quickly so that it is difficult to distinguish between toys. Close your eyes, wiggle the mouse or cursor, and whichever toy you land on will be the one you purchase (If you land on something you already own, try again.). This maneuver will force you to experiment with toys you may not have taken a second notice of earlier and feel new sensations that will surprise and amaze you!

Small Vibes: Little Toys with a Big Buzz

Introduction: Starting Small

Vibrators come in an almost endless number of shapes and sizes, which means, whatever your pleasure, you’ll likely be able to find a vibrator that fits you just right. If you’re feeling intimidated by some of the big gyrating devices you see on the front page of the sex toys website, you might want to start with something small. Luckily there are plenty of little wonders that will blow your mind!

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Egg and Bullet Vibes

While the wand vibrator usually gets top billing as the “classic” sex toy shape, egg or bullet vibes give them a run for their money in versatility. These small toys can pack a punch, and you can use them on just about any erogenous zone you’d like! As the name suggests, these vibes are small, usually between two and three inches in length and less than an inch in diameter, and they come in a variety of oblong shapes. Many bullet vibes are controlled by a switch that is attached to the vibrator with wires, which allows you to change the setting without moving the vibrator and gives you some interesting options for couple’s play! Other models work wirelessly, with the batteries and on/off switch in the vibe itself. Some fancier models even let you control the vibrations with a wireless switch! Which model is best for you depends a lot on what you plan to do with it. These things are seriously multi-use, so be creative!

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Who Holds the Remote?

Here’s a fun way to start off your night—trade the TV remote for the one on your bullet vibrator! The rule is you take turns with your partner: one of you holds the remote to control the speed and intensity of the vibe, and the other holds the toy in place. Switch off whenever you switch positions! This works best if your toy has multiple settings so you can really change it up. Incorporate this tip whenever you play with your toy: it gives you the chance to play with your partner, and show each other just where you like it. This keeps both partners involved and engaged, even when the action is focused on just one of you. Make a house rule that whoever holds the remote turns up the intensity based on how turned on they are, so as you drive your partner crazy they can return the favor.