Fifty Shades of Ecstasy (12 page)

Playing Poker

Manual Override

Twiddle the Fiddle

Finger Banging

Playing Pianist

Falling Down the

Rabbit Hole

To Pluck One’s

Twanger

Tiptoeing through the Tulips

Paddling the Canoe

Strip Mining

Pushing your Own Buttons

Strumming the Banjo

The Virgin’s Release

Nulling the Void

Hula-hooping

Romancing Thy Own

The Record Scratch

Exploring the Deep South

Parting the Petals

Night In with the Girls

Playing Solitaire

Ringing the Doorbell

Sending a Telegram

Jilling Off

T
OUCHDOWN

The position for all those who are footloose and fancy-free. In other words, it works for anyone ranging from the foot fetishist to those not totally grossed out by being near feet.

She lies on her back with her knees hugged to her chest. He kneels in front of her where he’s most comfortable moving in for the win. Instead of stretching her legs out or wrapping her ankles around his head, this simple position just asks that she put her feet flat on his chest. Her goal is to have her big toes touching her big toes and her heels touching her heels. The closer her feet are together, the tighter he will fit inside of her. She can practice flexing her PC muscles so that the tension around his penis will expand and contract, giving him a rhythm to work with as he goes in and out of her. Doing this feels good for him and for her—flexing those muscles helps to build orgasms!

For a penetrating take on a little fancy footwork, this position is a perfect go-to.

O
VER THE
S
HOULDER
A
NKLE
H
OLDER

People joke about being able to put their legs over their heads, but it’s actually quite a useful skill. For instance . . .

She lies down on the bed, with her legs curled up to her chin. This angle will have her primed and ready for him when he lies down on top of her. Hovering over her, he should help her rest her ankles on either side of his shoulders. She can keep her knees bent, so there’s no crazy stretching that’s required of her beforehand in order to limber up. It’s important that her ankles are snugly around his neck, rather than just draping her legs over his shoulders, because the closeness of her feet together also signifies how tightly she’ll fit around him inside her.

“Be
plain in dress
, and
sober
in your diet; In short, my
deary
,
kiss me
, and be quiet.”

—Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

His weight on top of her will keep her knees close to her chest, which gives him greater depth as he moves in and out of her. This position still allows both partners to maintain eye contact throughout, and even for him to lean down for the occasional passionate kiss. In moments like these, though, he should be careful not to put too much weight on top of her; otherwise her knees will prevent her from breathing easily.

This position gives some kinky legwork an intimate twist!

L
EG
L
OCK

You’re stuck together, a matching set, just perfect for each other—at least in this position!

She lies down on the edge of the bed with one or both legs raised. He stands in front of her, with one leg firmly on the floor, and the other on the bed for leverage. By holding one of her legs in the air, and the other comfortably to her side, he can enter her deeply. If she’s feeling really hot and heavy, she can grab his hips to pull him in deeper as he thrusts. If deep action will get her riled up but not all the way there, she can masturbate while he watches, or he can rub her clitoris as he goes.

B
ALLET
S
LIPPER

In no simpler terms, this position is just plain pretty. Like a ballet slipper, it looks beautiful while performing a very important purpose. And luckily for you, this purpose is the kind that gives orgasms, not blisters.

She should arrange herself on all fours, while he kneels upright behind h er. He should raise one leg so that his foot is resting flat on the bed (or floor, roof— wherever). She should raise her leg on the same side back and up, so that her thigh rests on top his, and her calf and foot extend comfortably up and behind him. Using her hips as his guide, he can control his thrusts while she uses her arms in front of her for support. With her leg up high, he’ll be able to get more of himself inside her, and she’ll get more clitoral stimulation. He can use this angle to cup her breasts, or if he doesn’t feel like being gentle, he can tug on her hair a little.