Fifty Shades of Ecstasy (9 page)

This position is incredibly easy, but a classic for a reason!

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Not every position has to feel like only a contortionist could do it. For those of us who like to try out new angles—hold the torn ligament—this one is just right.

Both partners should lie down on the bed parallel to one another, facing the same side of the room. His head should be at her feet, and her feet should be at his head. He should enter her from behind, and if necessary, her body can be angled in a slight L in order to let him in more easily. This position isn’t the crazy-sex-hair-giving kind. It mostly stays at a slow, sensual pace, where both partners can caress and tease one another, working up to a slow, long climax. He can tease her clitoris, and she can reach a hand between his legs to massage his balls.

Be careful not to get too comfy, though—nobody likes it when a partner falls asleep on the job!

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Everyone knows how much fun reverse cowgirl can be, but what about a little reverse action for him? This position puts him in charge of the lasso and her who gets taken for a ride.

This one requires some furniture that can handle a good romp. It works best with a comfortable chair and an ottoman, but can be substituted with a couch. Since this position is a little nontraditional, he may not be used to putting his penis in from upside down. Giving her some warm-up cunnilingus or sensual foreplay will make it a lot easier for him to slip in when it’s time to get rolling. She should sit back in her favorite chair, with her legs extended onto the ottoman in front of her. He should straddle her, facing away, using the ottoman in front of him for support. The chair works best here so that his legs can lie flat behind it, whereas with a couch he’ll have to bend his legs up and have less space to move. The tricky part is making the entrance. She should keep her legs wide while he faces his pelvis down and forward while he goes in. Once this has happened, it’s a lot easier to keep in sync. She gets a rarely seen view of his butt, and he gets to feel her from a whole new angle.

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Putting together a puzzle on a rainy day is a great way to keep your mind sharp. But for sunny days, hazy days, or days that end in Y, putting together those penis and vagina puzzles keeps everything else sharp.

She lies down perpendicularly across a chair. She should bring her knees to her chest to make room for him to join the puzzle. From there, he should squat down, facing away, and angle his hips forward so that he can enter her from above. She can rest her legs on his back, which is a convenient lounging position for her, and will also keep things nice and tight for him. This position is particularly fun, because, hey! His penis is upside down! The flip-flopping of sexy parts will give attention to all sorts of sensitive zones that traditional sex doesn’t usually hit. Because of the angle, he’ll also surprise her with a steady rhythm of pressure from his balls on her clitoris as he pumps away.

Adding a little human Tetris to your repertoire is the best way to figure out how you fit together!

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You don’t need a background in ballet to make your sexy sessions look like Swan Lake. With a little upper body strength from him, and some leg extensions from her, your next rendezvous will be the best choreography yet!

She should lie on her side on the edge of the bed, so that her hips come to the edge. He stands at the edge of the bed, facing forward. After she straightens her leg so that her toes point to the ceiling, he should take hold of her thigh, and bring it close to his chest so that her leg extends beyond his shoulders. With his other hand, he can support her bum or hips. She should use her elbow to keep her torso lifted off the bed. Her other leg should be comfortably folded in between his legs. She should use her arms to push up from the bed every time he pulls her up in a lusty thrust.

This position requires a lot of upper body strength from both partners, but is worth it because of how deeply he can penetrate her, and because it explores the highly underrated sideways entrance.

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There’s a little bit of a DJ in all of us. Whether you want to do the spinning, or you want your record spun, this hot take on sideways loving will give your trysts a new remix.

She lies down on the bed, bringing her knees to her chest. Her feet should be up in the air, but they don’t need to be spread far apart. Instead of lying directly on top of her, he should angle himself perpendicularly over her. Entering her sideways gives both of them a tight squeeze and she can make him even more snug inside by tightening her thighs together.