Fifty Shades of Ecstasy (8 page)

You’ll be on the blocks constantly once you master this position. It’s a hot mix of tight fit, nice view, and easy assembly, so it’s a shoe-in for the gold ribbon! Try this out if you’re feeling pseudo-athletic, and it will make you feel like a true Olympian!

She crouches on the bed in the runner’s position, with one leg bent into a lunge and the other stretched straight back. He positions himself between her legs, straddling the outstretched leg, and kneels behind her. She supports her weight on her elbows.

Here he’s got plenty of room for movement, and her back leg-front leg position makes it an extra tight squeeze. She can always switch legs if she gets tired. If she can balance it, she can use a free hand for some manual stimulation, or he can reach under her bent leg and give her a hand of his own.

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This position is a hot way to get tail—even though you need legs to make it work. You need a bit of balance to pull this move off, but it’s still pretty simple (and kind of pretty!).

He sits in a big chair. She sits on his lap facing his feet, and slides onto his penis. She tucks her legs on either side of the chair as she slowly leans forward, resting her hands on his thighs. She arches her back to intensify the move.

This move is a great rear-entry position with a tight fit! The tilt of her hips gives this one a different kind of feel, and she can try leaning forward more and more to change the sensations. The more she bends, the more access he has to squeeze, smack, or fondle her ass.

“At such a time she should take
hold of her lover
by the hair, and bend his head down, and
kiss his lower lip
, and then, being intoxicated with love, she should shut her eyes and
bite
him in various places.”

—
The Kama Sutra

Chapter Four

Twisted Trysts

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Trying to have sex like you’re competing for a Twister championship can get a little tricky. Thankfully, it usually pays off, whether because you’ve managed to find the right combination of flailing legs and arms, or because screwing it up and falling off the bed is just as fun as being a sommelier of bendy sex. These moves are all twisty fun, so get in touch with your inner salted pretzel and try out these tantric tangles.

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Like vines of ivy winding along a brick wall, this position makes it difficult to tell where one ends and the other begins.

This position is most easily begun in a spooning position, with her being the little spoon. She should turn to lay mostly flat on her back, while he brings his upper leg in between hers. Her upper leg should be lifted to give enough space for him to insert himself from behind, and her knees should be bent over his leg so that she can use it to help her thrust. Their intertwining legs will make for a slower, more sensual pace where both partners can glide along each other. Since her upper body is still laying flat, he can still lean in and nibble at her ears, kiss her neck, or move in for a steamy make out. He can use his upper arm to linger a soft hand along her legs, tease her clitoris, or hold on to her hips. In the meantime, his lower arm can be under her to support her head, and the free hand is in perfect range to cup and massage her breast.

Get all tangled up with your partner, whether it’s in the sheets, or in a patch of ivy (just make sure it’s not poisoned).

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Half the fun of sex is being able to watch how sexy your partner looks while you get down and dirty with each other. This position has her demurely poised for him, for that classically sexy look of the pin-up generation.

No acrobatics required! This one has her lying down on the bed, floor, or basically any other surface you don’t mind having sex on. He kneels in front of her, while she scoots her butt to meet him. Both of her legs should be raised, but this one isn’t a flexibility contest. Her legs can be bent comfortably, and pivoted slightly to one side so they rest on his shoulder. He can support her legs with one hand, while he guides her hips with the other. This position has her lying comfortably out on the bed, which will give him access to her breasts, and the ability to gauge her facial expressions (otherwise known as her I’m-Almost There! -O-Meter). Keeping her legs together will make it a nice, tight fit, and the angle of her raised hips will bring him deeper inside her.