Fifty Shades of Ecstasy (6 page)

—Robert Dodsley

Chapter Three

Old Dog, New Tricks

I
NTRODUCTION

R
ear-entry sex has quite a reputation: like the guy in a leather jacket smoking a butt behind the school, positions like Doggie Style are hot because they feel so
bad
! There’s nothing sweet or sensual about it—it’s just unadulterated, animalistic sex. There’s certainly something to be said for being bad, so why not give it a try? Whether you do it from behind standing up, laying down, or on all fours like Molly the golden retriever, this chapter has plenty of hot rear-entry positions to get your drag-racing motor running.

T
HE
C
HARIOT

Brush up on your Greek mythology and make your own Chariot of the Sun. Just don’t lose control of it and incur the wrath of thunderbolt-hurling Zeus, because that would suck. This requires quite a bit of upper body strength from both partners, so doing 50 push-ups immediately before starting this position may not be the wisest choice if you want to make it last.

She places her hands flat on a chair, or on the edge of the bed. Whatever piece of furniture is put in front of her, it needs to be sturdy (i.e., make sure it doesn’t have wheels, lest she go flying). He stands behind her and slowly lifts her legs to his hips while she supports her upper body in a push-up move. As he enters her, she wraps her legs around his torso for extra stability.

This gravity-defying stunt is hard to pull off, but a thrill if you can get it right! If you have trouble lining everything up, try using different props of varying heights, like a tall chair or a lower bench. Once you’ve put everything together, you’re ready to ride off to the Colosseum together!

C
LOSING THE
S
UITCASE

Take the doggie-style position. Now rotate it about 90 degrees counterclockwise, and you get this hot girl-on-top rear-entry position that looks a bit odd, but feels AMAZING! So grab your passport, you’ve got a first-class ticket on the Orgasm Express!

This spin on the traditional doggie style lets her control the speed and depth of their thrusts while she uses his legs for support. He lies back on a bench or on the edge of the bed and draws his knees up to his chest. She positions herself between his legs, facing out, as she lowers herself onto him. He can rest his heels on her thighs to help support her and to pull her closer.

It’s a tight fit, but it gives you plenty of wiggle room to try different angles and speeds. His bent legs can help her bounce back during vigorous thrusts, and she can rock and gyrate from her perch to create deep new sensations. For bonus points, she can use one free hand to rub her clitoris while he helps support her balance by holding her other free hand or her hip.

L
OVE IN
B
LOOM

You’ll be sitting pretty with this flowery position! This move is simple to do, but the twist is in the crisscrossed legs.

He lies on the bed on his back while she climbs on top, facing his feet. She slides onto his penis, and once both partners are comfortable, she lifts and crosses her legs until she is sitting on his hips. He supports her hips with his hands to help her balance. You may have to wiggle around to get to the best position (beware of boney butts and sharp hipbones), but once in place, the crossed legs give him a tighter fit, and heightens the sensations for both partners!

You won’t be getting big deep thrusts with this one: she should control the action by circling and gyrating her hips while he uses his grip on her waist to pull her closer. Meanwhile she can use her free hands to rub her clitoris, or reach down between his legs to rub and fondle his balls. Or she can rest her hands on her knees and chant “OHMM!”

F
RONT TO
B
ACK

This booty-bumping position is a more sensual (and prettier!) variation on rear-entry. With your hips resting on the bed, this configuration focuses on long, slow strokes instead of fast, hard strokes with lots of motion. The result is a deliciously slow-burning ride for you both.