How to Beat Up Anybody (20 page)

Sexiness can be an attraction and a distraction at the same time
. Dressing sexy might lure in more street parasites to attack you, but now that you know how to defeat them,
you’ll make the streets safer for other women
.

The methods I have just shown you can be used in any outdoor daytime attack.

I am the only one to ever give effective after-dark street safety tips to women. Every women’s self-defense college says that for your safety, you should avoid abandoned streets at night. The real reason they say that, is not for your safety, but because they are well aware that the techniques they teach, cannot protect you. My techniques will keep you safe. Keep in mind that most purse-snatching crimes happen during the day, but most rapes occur at night. Nighttime street molestation against women is up 40%. And after midnight it’s up 60%. Together we can make a change. This is the first time I am showing these photos to anyone. Including myself. They’re that personal. After you have read this section, the only person that’s going to be in danger walking down a dark deserted street, is the male scuzzbag that’s trying to violate you.

THE CREEPIEST OF THE CREEPS COME OUT AT NIGHT. BUT THEY’RE ALSO THE MOST COWARDLY.

THEY DON’T HAVE THE BALLS TO ATTACK DURING THE DAY.

If a sidewalk slimeball tries to sneak up on you late at night, it’s going to be the worst decision he ever made. One advantage most women have over men is hearing ability. That’s why many women are so good at the art of gossip. Use your eavesdropping skill to hear the male molester slithering up to you from behind on the savage city streets.

STUDY THIS CLOSE-UP FOR PROPER TECHNIQUE.

SEPARATE YOUR BIG TOE FROM YOUR OTHER TOES FOR TWICE THE FOOT POWER.

STREETBARF LIKE THIS SCUMTOILET CAN USUALLY DELIVER A HIT, BUT THEY CAN’T TAKE A HIT.

MALE STREETGOONS NEVER WORK ON THEIR EYEBALL STRENGTH OR EYELID REFLEXES.

TEMPORARILY BLIND HIM AND KNOCK HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE-FINGER POKE.

LEAVE HIM ON THE GROUND WITH THE REST OF THE GARBAGE AND LET THE STREETROACHES EAT HIM.

NIGHTCREEPS ARE MORE DESPERATE THAN DAYCREEPS. SO THEY’RE MORE RESILIENT.

THIS CREEP IS CRAZY ENOUGH TO THINK THAT YOU WOULD ENJOY THIS AND THAT IT’S ALL PART OF A TWISTED FOREPLAY.

RAM YOUR KNEE INTO HIS BUTT CAVITY BEFORE HE CAN KISS YOU.

DO NOT LET HIM POLLUTE YOUR WOMANHOOD.

GRACEFULLY ESCAPE WHILE HE WRITHES IN PAIN.

IT’S IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR FEMININE DIGNITY INTACT AND STAY GLAMOROUS WHILE YOU’RE BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED.

LAUNCH A SOARING-SANDAL STOMP.