Ride 'Em Cowgirl (10 page)

Dr. Sadie Sez: Think Clean!

Having sex on furniture can be super hot, but messy. Remember to lay down a sheet or towel first.

Dr. Sadie Sez: Anything Goes—Almost!

Your home is designed more for living than loving, so watch out for hazards that can quickly turn ecstasy nto agony: wobbly tables and burning candles, slippery shower tiles, burn-your-knees rugs, unreinforced balcony railings, no-parking-brake office chairs. Please be careful!

Alfresco sex, or making love outside, is not for everyone, and certainly not for every time, but most people agree it can satisfy a deeply primal urge that’s very, very exciting—especially if you choose the right time and place.

Secluded Sex, Alfresco Style

Living on a planet of 6.6 billion people somehow limits the number of suitable places for private outdoor sex, especially for city dwellers. The solution is simply to sacrifice a bit of spontaneity to enjoy the seclusion you seek.

Time for an erotic picnic! Pack a soft blanket or sheet, a few bottles of water, your favorite wine, trusty corkscrew, a bit of finger food and a pocketful of condoms, and venture into the woods or onto a secluded rooftop.

Bring a flashlight for nighttime fun at the beach, golf course, playground or park. For extra camouflage, bring a blanket that blends into the color of the ground, which can also double as a lightning-fast cover-up in a pinch!

Exhibitionist Sex, Alfresco Style

If you’re aroused by the thought of being caught by strangers who can do nothing but watch, choose locations that offer good sightlines, buffered by distance or natural barriers—like up on a balcony, out on a fire escape, on a rugged hillside, or on a rooftop ringed by taller buildings.

If greater risk is your thrill, seek out up-close places where you can offer unwitting passersby a real erotic eyeful. Parking lot staircases, alleyways, elevators, bathrooms, park benches, changing rooms, taxi backseats, ferry boat rides, library stacks, hotel hallways, darkened movie theaters, beaches, coves, empty classrooms, coat check rooms—the earth’s the limit!

Dr. Sadie Sez: Alfresco Sex In A Zip.

If she “forgets” to wear panties under her skirt, and he somehow “neglects” to wear his boxers, passions can zoom from zero to sixty as fast as you can say, “Zzzzzip…”

Dr. Sadie Sez: Roughing It Can Get Rough.

Moving your lovemaking outside means giving up the many comforts of the great indoors. So be careful to avoid these hazards:

Spiders, mosquitoes, biting bugs, poisons ivy, oak and sumac, stinging nettles, hungry or protective animals, gravel rash, prickly straw, irritating grains of sand in sensitive crevices, sharp grass blades, waterborne germs from lakes, streams and hot springs, and unexpected automatic water sprinklers. Have a good time!

Getting Caught, Alfresco Style

Is the thought of getting caught more thrilling than the reality?

If your naked passions are uncovered by someone you know, plan on being the butt of punchlines for years to come. If you’re discovered by law enforcement, plan on a stern warning, a fine, or even jail time. And if you’re observed by a total stranger, well then, plan on having your thrill fulfilled!

Deep in the woods, you may not be as alone as you think either—you could be discovered by a hungry bear or other wild critter. Double-seal used condoms in plastic bags, and dispose of them properly with your trash. Don’t bury them in the ground, don’t burn them in the fire, and don’t store them in your tent—they actually give off an attracting scent.

If you’re enjoying sex in the city, you could easily be detected by cameras recording your every move, much to the delight of bored security guards who can’t wait to upload to YouTube!

Waiting with breathless anticipation as a new lover strips down to birthday-suit reality is like unwrapping a gift: You hope you like what you get, and pray that it fits.

If you’re lucky, your naked bodies and erotic hotspots will come together in a wet, wild, made-for-each-other orgasmic embrace.

If not, you’re still lucky, but lovemaking’s going take a little extra magic.

That’s sex: No guarantees. No test drives. What’s in the jeans is what’s in the genes. And whether you’re mating for a nighttime—or a lifetime—that divine head-to-toe match-up you want can easily be achieved through a bit of erotic repositioning and technique touch-up.

After all, you can both have a lot of fun turning up what turns you on, and turning down whatever doesn’t. And that’s a gift worth unwrapping.

Cowgirls Only!

The Penis Monologues

Did you know all penises have memories? Not for scientific facts or baseball trivia, but simply for position and place.

Every time a guy gets an erection, his penis returns to the exact size, shape and elevation as the last time—as well as every time after that—with only some lessening in intensity over his lifetime.

This means that the erection he gets is the erection you get.

Most women can be very happy with a penis of just about any size and shape, as long as the guy attached to it is a passionate and generous lover. Yet if your partner’s penis isn’t necessarily your ultimate choice, your solution is simple: custom tailor his special shape to the lusty moves and positions now at your fingertips.

COWGIRL BONUS SECTION

Beef-Up Fun With Any Penis Type!

Come take this peek-in-the-pants tour and match your lover’s erection style to these rave positions.

Average

A hard-working, well-proportioned penis can barely be considered “average”—yet that’s exactly what it’s known as statistically.

While surveys vary, and guys have been known to exaggerate, experts agree the average penis measures between 2 to 4 inches soft, and 5 to 7 inches hard, with an erect circumference of about 4 to 5 inches. The size of a soft penis has practically no bearing on its size when hard—a small soft penis can grow huge, while a long soft one may simply grow stiff.

Rave Positions. Any and all.

Longer

Big, versatile and gasp-worthy, you can enjoy most any position with this jumbo-sized model that’s a full 7 inches or longer. Expect glorious G-spot stimulation and little chance of surprise “slip outs.” But be careful: his hard, deep thrusting can strike your cervix at the back of your vagina. While some women find this pleasurable, others may experience discomfort, pain and even cervical injury. If so, stop right away—then limit his depth by changing positions, or slip a penis buffer on him to automatically shorten his reach.

Rave Positions. Cowgirl and Reverse Cowgirl: You’re in full control of the thrusting depth, which brings pleasure and comfort together in one. Missionary: Close your thighs so his legs are outside yours. Standing up: His pornstar penis can actually bend around curves!

Shorter

Contrary to popular belief, many women prefer a lover who isn’t hung like a horse—especially if you have a shorter vaginal canal or you’re a newcomer to intercourse. And you can even treat him to a heart-pounding thrill that his longneck brethren will probably never experience: full stern-to-stem deep throat oral sex!

Rave Positions. Missionary: He’ll know exactly how far he can outstroke without any surprise “pop outs.” Try experimenting with leg positioning for the best deeper penetration angles (see page 49). Cowgirl: Take control yourself and keep your up-and-down stroking shallow, or sit and gyrate, grinding your clitoris gloriously into his soft, sensual pubic mound.

Thicker

For that satisfying feeling of fullness, many women crave a thick, girthy model—even if he’s not particularly long. His extra circumference pleasure-stretches your vagina with each delicious stroke for a “hurts-so-good” feeling of fullness that can skyrocket your satisfaction.

Rave Positions. Any and all! Be sure to warm up first with some sizzling outercourse play (and maybe a clitoral orgasm or two). Work in his penis slowly, and be sure you’re always naturally well-lubricated, or drizzle on some slippery sex lube, and reapply as often as needed.

Thinner

If you have an extra-tight vagina, or you’re into anal sex, or you simply prefer less girth, you’ll find that less circumference equals greater pleasure. If you wish to add girth, slip a penis thickener on him to give you that feeling of fullness. Or try Kegel exercises to tighten your pelvic muscles so you can squeeze more tightly on his shaft. You may even want to try on an exhilarating butt plug that will narrow your vaginal canal from within.

Rave Positions. Missionary and Spooning: You’ll find more tightness and friction when your legs are closed and pressed together.

Banana

Quite possibly, the world’s most perfect penis! With a graceful arc, its gentle curve aims directly for your glorious G-spot, so every thrust reminds you that you’re making love to a living sextoy.

Rave Positions. If he curves north, Missionary. If he arcs south, Doggystyle. If he slopes east or west, Spooning will let you swerve into his curve.

Bolted

Like a fireplug anchored in cement, once this model comes to full attention, there’s no “play” in this penis whatsoever—all the play comes from you! Since he’s swivel-less and stands at atten-HUT, you always know when to salute. You may not be able to bring off Reverse Cowgirl, but he’s guaranteed to stay in place for most pleasure spot focus, so ride ’em cowgirl!

Rave Positions. Any and all his rigid angle will allow.

Springy

Think of this model like an amusement thrill park ride—taking you on a full 360-degrees of whirlwind actio that’ll match your wildest gyrations, always ready to stop exactly where you want. Hop on and give it a spin—but be sure to guide this swivel-ly erection inside with an assist from your hand.

Rave Positions. Reverse Cowgirl. Or Standing up. Or standing Doggystyle. Or with him sitting in a chair.

Uncircumcised

Lots of guys don’t have foreskins because in many cultures they’re removed during infancy (circumcision). A foreskin is simply a hood of skin that covers and protects the head of the penis. Foreskins come in varying lengths, and during erections they may be visible, but most will stretch back and “disappear.” Women may express a visual preference, but there’s usually no difference in sensation for you once he’s inside. However, you want to make sure he keeps himself clean under there, since bacteria love hiding in all the nooks and crannies.

Rave Positions. Any and all! But please remember: the foreskin is thin and delicate, and can tear easily. Never grip it too hard, or stretch it too fast or too far. Be sure he’s well-lubed, too.

Your Vagina: A Beautiful Unfolding Story

Mirror, mirror on the floor; who’s the fairest of them all?

Too few women ever gaze at their own vaginas, and even fewer have seen how erotic and elegant they look while aroused.

Most guys know, of course. Even if they’ve never been with a woman, luscious labial close-ups of every size and shape are never more than a few web clicks away. And they all agree: the vagina is one of the most heavenly sights on the planet. Come. Take a closer look.

The Vaginal Variations

Vaginas are as varied as the sizes and shapes of human mouths. The outer lips can be small, big, flat, long, puffy, proportional—or not. The inner lips come in various shapes too, and can even protrude beyond the outer lips. The clitoris can be big and round or small and hidden. And the overall color can be anything from light pink to dark red. Whatever the genetic make-up, each is unique, and each is beautiful.

During arousal, everything springs to life. Labia bloom like petals of a flower. The clitoris may grow slightly, often emerging out of hiding to seek delicious stimulation. The vagina lengthens, as well as stretches or tightens to hug an incoming penis, becoming slippery-wet with natural lubricant. Even the colors grow more intense as the entire region floods with warm, rich blood.

What about your vagina? If you’ve haven’t lifted a hand mirror to look at yours, your self-visualization may be based solely on airbrushed images from adult magazines, or simply on what you imagine it looks like. If you’re curious and comfortable, why not admire your own beauty, even watching yourself as you grow more and more excited. Learning this about yourself, and sharing these discoveries with your loving partner, can inspire genuine passion and new intensity in your lovemaking.

Fitting Positions For Every Vaginal Style

Extra tight. Vaginal tightness can be genetic, or caused by being nervous, self-conscious, disconnected, or just not being ready. Often, it’s due to dryness. Try drizzling a good sex lube all over his penis as well as your vagina, and enjoy plenty of foreplay and clitoral stimulation. When you feel ready, gradually insert one lubed finger, then two, and feel if your vagina is stretching comfortably. If so, touch his lubed penis to your vaginal opening and begin slow penetration. If there’s continued difficulty or pain, or penetration is not possible, give it a rest and talk to your physician. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about—enjoying a healthy sex life is worth it.

Rave Positions. Once you’re well-lubed and comfortable, and proceeding slowly, any and all!

Not tight enough. Excess lubrication can actually create a looser fit. Try wiping away your natural lube with a soft washcloth or disposable wipe before (and during) lovemaking. You can also insert a finger or two, or even a small dildo, alongside his penis during intercourse. Tightening your pelvic muscles with Kegel exercises will help, too.

Rave Positions. Spooning: As you press your thighs together, you’ll create extra tightness. Modified Doggystyle: Lay flat on your stomach with your legs straight out and positioned between his legs for a snug, thigh-hugging fit.

Shallow. If you have a shorter vaginal canal, the head of his penis may bump your cervix with every thrust. While this can be highly stimulating for some women, it can cause discomfort, or even cervical injury for others. Stop immediately if you feel discomfort or pain. Make sure you’re fully aroused before penetration, to give your vaginal canal time to expand and extend to its full length. If you still feel discomfort, treat him to a penis buffer.