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The influence that stars had in that era seems remarkable today, simply because there was no real competition for the public’s attention. Back then, there were movies and, to a much lesser extent, radio. That was it.

Everybody has heard the story of how Clark Gable’s lack of an undershirt in
It Happened One Night
devastated undershirt sales all across the country. But the desire to emulate the stars went deeper than just clothes. A few years before that, when Norma and Constance Talmadge opened up a subdivision of ranch and Mission-style houses in San Diego, contractors across the country got requests for duplicates. The subdivision was called Talmadge, and the designer was Cliff May.

The 1920s soirees thrown by Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford were far from the wildest, but they assuredly had the highest percentage of royal guests. That was partly because Fairbanks was a devout Anglophile, and partly because inherited royalty is always curious to meet other varieties. The fact that American royalty is earned and the other variety is inherited probably doesn’t matter. Whatever the circumstances of their position, the rich have problems that only the rich can understand.

One typical party was a formal dinner dance at Pickfair thrown for Prince George, son of George V of England. The guest list included Mary Astor, Charlie Chaplin, Ronald Colman, Lili Damita, Greta Garbo, John Gilbert, Jetta Goudal, John Loder, Bessie Love, Tom Mix, Ramon Novarro, Norma Shearer, Irving Thalberg, Lupe Vélez, and Gloria Swanson.

It’s an impressive roster. What’s even more impressive is that Mary Pickford pulled the party together with precisely one day’s notice.

During dinner, Prince George told Gloria Swanson that he hoped to see more than just Pickfair during his brief time in Hollywood. Swanson needed to hear no more; she called home and instructed her butler to deliver champagne to her Rolls, which was parked outside Pickfair. As the party began to wind down, Swanson and the prince, along with a couple of others, headed for a nightclub in Culver City.

Douglas Fairbanks, Mary Pickford, and Charlie Chaplin at Pickfair for a New Year’s party.

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After the nightclub closed at three in the morning, they headed back to Swanson’s house, dragging the orchestra from the nightclub with them. Eventually breakfast was served, and Charlie Chaplin kept everybody entertained by doing his party routines—impersonations and set pieces he had honed over the years, all reputedly hilarious. Eventually, they got the prince back to the train station.

Now
that’s
a party!

When I came to Hollywood, the most prodigious party givers were Basil and Ouida Rathbone, both ferociously social. For their eleventh wedding anniversary, they invited 250 people to the restaurant Victor Hugo, which had been converted into a cathedral by dint of papier-mâché. The theme of the evening was “famous couples.” Rathbone and his wife were dressed as the Emperor Franz Joseph and the Empress of Austria; Eddie Robinson and his wife came as Napoléon and Joséphine; Jeanette MacDonald and Gene Raymond came as Romeo and Juliet.

Jack Warner with Edward G. Robinson and his wife, Gladys Lloyd, at Basil and Ouida Rathbone’s eleventh wedding anniversary at Victor Hugo’s restaurant.

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Rathbone was a hardworking character actor and a multifaceted
individual, which many actors are not. He’d been decorated for his service in World War I, was an expert fencer—there was a reason he made a lot of swashbucklers—and as an actor he was capable of giving a character a lot of different colors. He made a great deal of money throughout the 1930s and especially in the 1940s, playing Sherlock Holmes in a long-running radio series as well as a batch of films at Fox and Universal. But when he died in 1967, he left an estate of only ten thousand dollars.

Parties are expensive, but I’ll bet he had a ball.

Hollywood parties often featured some great practical jokes and running gags. There was a mousy character actor named Vince Barnett who became locally famous for moonlighting as a practical joker, generally under the guise of an insulting waiter. I saw Barnett in action, and he was hysterical. At one party, he would accuse the guests of stealing the silver; at another, he would yell at Charlie Chaplin for hogging attention. When he was introduced to Helen Hayes, he told her he could feel only pity for anyone married to a rat bastard like Charles MacArthur.

Barnett could be brutal, a lot like Don Rickles in the modern era. Both men played to an element of self-loathing in show business—many successful people feel like fakers who are just getting by, and there’s nothing more terrifying than the possibility of being caught . . . or funnier than being called on it by someone who knows how to do it.

By the late 1930s the Hollywood social networks were already largely worked out. The Germans tended to hang out at Ernst Lubitsch’s house in Beverly Hills when they weren’t at Salka Viertel’s in the Palisades. Literary types were often found at Edmund Goulding’s or George Cukor’s. The very old guard that used to hang around at Pickfair had broken up when Douglas Fairbanks
and Mary Pickford divorced, but there was an elite group that was still invited to Charlie Chaplin’s house on Summit Drive for Sunday tennis, where he served tea from a large silver pot along with English sandwiches with the crusts cut off.

Louis B. Mayer had a Sunday open house at his place on the Santa Monica beach. It had been designed by MGM’s art director Cedric Gibbons in a Spanish style, and the walls were a foot thick for insulation against the heat of the summer. Mayer’s place was no cottage; it had twenty rooms and onyx and marble bathrooms installed by artisans imported from Greece.

The director James Cruze also had regular open houses at his Flintridge estate in the years before his death in 1942. He offered a large table piled with ham and roast beef sandwiches, and there was also a jardiniere just inside his front door filled with change, so that anyone who was financially inconvenienced could take a few dollars to get through the week.

Recreation around Hollywood wasn’t radically different from recreation anyplace else. There was golf—the best golfer of his generation was probably Bing Crosby, who had a handicap of precisely two.

I’ve come to believe that golf has been nearly as important to me as acting. If I had to characterize what the game has given me, I’d say a sense of manners, to go along with an abiding sense of humility, if only because golf is a game that
will
kick your ass. It teaches you how to deal with failure. In golf, sometimes things work and sometimes they don’t—just like in life. The game is fundamentally impossible—you will never conquer it, but it has a way of teasing you by giving you just enough success to keep you playing.

Golf has also opened up a lot of great, enduring friendships. And it’s a game you can take with you anywhere and practice all your life, as I proved when I shot my age at eighty-two.

Not that I’m bragging.

There was a period of a couple of months when I was a scratch golfer, but that was because all I was doing was hitting balls instead of reading scripts. For most of my life, I’ve played to an eight or ten handicap.

I come by my passion for the sport naturally; my father was a member at Bel Air Country Club practically from the time we moved there. When I was twenty-one, I paid the transfer fee to become a member myself. I would give up that membership when I went to Europe in the early 1960s, and there were a few other periods when I couldn’t play much—when my daughter Katie was born, and when Natalie and I married the second time and we had Natasha and Courtney to take care of. But about fifteen years ago I bought Howard Keel’s membership at Bel Air, and the circle closed. Now I’m a senior member and proud of it.

In the 1950s, and in the 1980s and 1990s and since, when I consciously took my foot off the gas pedal of my career, I played all the time, all over town and all over the world. I’ve played at Troon and St. Andrews in Scotland, and I shot a seventy-seven at Prestwich. I’ve had three hole-in-ones—at Bel Air, at Cypress Point, and at the Los Angeles Country Club.

Not that I’m bragging.

One of my proudest moments in golf came when I beat Sam Snead on
Shell’s Wonderful World of Golf
. It was a TV program in which Snead would take on various golf-mad celebrities, who got to play with their handicaps.

I knew Snead and had seen him at Bel Air several times. Sam liked to drink, and he was not averse to randomly chosen female companionship. I figured that if I got him early in the morning for a game, before the fog of the previous evening had cleared, I might have a chance.

The round was magical—I was all over him. It came down to the last hole. I had to make an eighteen-inch putt to win, because he wouldn’t give it to me. My hands were shaking, but I made the putt. I didn’t beat him straight up, but I beat him. And then Snead wouldn’t shake my hand. The program gave me a trophy, and I’ve still got it.

Fully twenty-five years later, in Palm Springs, there was Sam again. I went over to say hi.

Me playing a round of golf, circa 1955.

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“You son of a bitch,” he said.

He was a terrible loser, but that’s probably why he was Sam Snead.

I’ve played with Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer and Gary Player. I’ve played with Bing Crosby—great swing, and a passion for the game—and I’ve played at all the clubs around Los Angeles. At Lakeside, I played mostly with Don Johnson, Howard Keel, and Bob Hope.

At Hillcrest, I was even asked to become a member, which was an honor because Hillcrest is the Jewish country club. I love Hillcrest, for the company as well as for the course and for the food. Hillcrest has always had the best food of any country club I’ve played at. Groucho, Zeppo, and even Chico Marx were there all the time, as was George Burns. No, they didn’t golf—my usual golf partners at Hillside were Abe Lastfogel, Bud Yorkin, or Danny Kaye—but they kibitzed in the restaurant and the card room.